You owe me your salary because you met someone in MY HOUSE?? Gimme YOUR lunch because I forgot mine?? Is time a flat CIRCLE????

My sister OWES me a fancy ass wedding?? If you call out sick I will find you?? The boys are powered by reaper peppers and dreams on this spicy two part episode. Also Email us.

I DESERVE your lottery money? I DESERVE your bonus? The worst possible Ice T impression you've ever heard?

All your yard is belong to us?? If you give a distant relative a free ride, they're gonna show up on your doorstep unannounced?? Over delectably creamy cocktails.

Young Charles has to put an IRL encounter up on the Kuntometer? And such high school drama?? Also we drink beans.

A couple of Karen Queens? Karen doesn't know how grocery stores work?? Mom NEEDS her xmas list COMPLETE!?

Stealing a spot from a disabled person?? Give me YOUR engagement ring?? WTF is a stove cover???

Special guests: Producers Alejandro and Alexi

That ain't no service dog! Wrong way down the single-lane one-way street?? Roast beef flaps want to play tennis?? Searing hot music takes?? How does Tswift have sex??