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Get Around Me

Get Around Me

By: Billy D'Arcy
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Aussie comedian Billy D'Arcy recounts his weekend and then rips on some celebrities. I'm not sure what more you want. Get around some of the best chat this side of the equator.2026 Billy D'Arcy Performing Arts Stand-up Shows
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  • Ep. 370 - Tara Takes On Asian Cowboy
    Feb 25 2026

    Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now:

    https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy

    Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

    1. I bought a coffee at Guzman Y Gomez smh
    2. Rock & Roll Sleep Doctor
    3. Ups and downs on Newcastle Comedy Cruise
    4. Mugged off in Mingara
    5. New MAFS guy makes the red pill bloke look like a Greens MP
    6. Blaming Europe for Danika Mason incident
    7. Blaming someone else for Isaiah Iongi incident
    8. Floyd 'Money' Mayweather is somehow broke lol
    9. Another UFC bet blows up in my face (my boy Fluffy was knocked out)

    New Episode every Thursday!

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy

    Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

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    54 mins
  • Ep. 369 - Frankie Flies To Sri Lanka
    Feb 18 2026

    Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now:

    https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy

    Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

    1. Winter Olympics backlash (not my fault)
    2. I am now a Guzman Y Gomez Member (my fault)
    3. Kid playing cricket blows up in front of me
    4. Changing gender norms on Valentines Day
    5. In the Members stand for Australia vs India
    6. Condoms run out almost immediately at Winter Olympics
    7. Karl Stefanovic's new political agenda what
    8. People on MAFS are either rooting heaps or not at all
    9. Indigenous All Star game used my idea for quarters
    10. Kevin Walters is a scorned ex-lover
    11. Genuine psychosis surrounding Steve Smith's continued non-selection

    New Episode every Thursday!

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy

    Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    56 mins
  • Ep. 368 - Rachel Returns After The Incident
    Feb 11 2026

    Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now:

    https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy

    Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly':

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s

    1. Guzman breakfast actually cranks
    2. Winter Olympics bloke forgot your supposed to cheat at the Olympics, not before
    3. My first time back at the Berry Hotel since the incident
    4. Yarns from a bloody good wedding
    5. I've become hooked by MAFS
    6. New sport 'Run It Straight' is best way to get brain damage very quickly
    7. Payne Haas to the bunnies, head blown off
    8. Bit of UFC

    New Episode every Thursday!

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/billydarcy1

    Instagram: www.instagram.com/billy.darcy

    Music: 'In the Clouds' by RENNAN

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    57 mins
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Billy is great at spinnin yarns and laughing at his own jokes, what's not to love about that!

Always a good laugh!

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