This week, we obsess over Bad Bunny, we figure out of not eating Chik-fil-a even matters anymore, David has a big transition in his life, we (begrudgingly) have a "What would you do?," we rank the top 3 TV parents, and this week we are joined by voice actor and multi-hyphenate Will Collyer who chats with us about being a voice actor, how he became a parent of two, and what advice he has on David starting his career in television.

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This week, David's kids have no spacial awareness, Gavin tries to sneak his kids vegetables, David gets visciously bullied, we come up with new names for "Space Force," and this week we are joined by fashionista and our favorite Brit Charlotte Lyons aka "Disco Baby" who talks to us about starting a clothing brand, the music festival scene, and she finally answers the question: do Europeans have more fun than Americans?"

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This week, Gavin watches TV with his daughter, David is a hypocrite, we discuss the transition between daycare and school, EVERYONE PANIC WE MUST HAVE SUMMER CAMP PLANS ALREADY, we rank the top 3 winter dishes, we apologize for the worst top 3 lists in history, and this week we are joined by podcast royalty and general disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh who chats with us about divorce, blending families, and why doing the opposite of everything she knows from childhood is the best way.

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This week, David enjoys watching his kids struggle, Gavin's kids are addicted to technology, David continues his rant about older parents telling him "it goes by so fast," because we are an edgy and young podcast we rank the top 3 soups, and this week we are joined by two of TV's biggest somebody's, Zack and Camille Dettmore, who talk to us about this new TV show, why it's pretty gay to be a carpenter, and they tell us the story of their dogs weight gain that you'll wish you never heard.

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This week, David receives a special letter in the mail, Gavin dives into the gender differences in sports, we tackle "Where do babies come from?," we rank the top 3 things to do with your kids in the dead of winter, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster and fellow gay Bryan Ruiz who talks to us about losing a pet, it's impacts on parents, and how to break the news to kids.

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This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama.

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This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week.

We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.

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We wanted to take a few minutes out of your week to acknowledge the awful experience IP's and surrogates alike are dealing with during the collapse (and possible fraud) of SurroConnections.