This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ is possessed by PAZUZU and his pals! Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but the LEGION of demons won’t stop talking throughout the gangs review of “THE EXORCIST lll” and it’s more than a little distracting. Rather than subject himself to any rude demons lacking basic self-awareness, Rory calls in father Jeff Boam to perform an exorcism on EJ! Will Rory pay Jeff for his services? Eh…probably not…

This is not a DRILL! Tom Tomeo is having the slumber party of the season, and Rory and EJ are invited over to review “THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE” in their PJs. Sounds like fun, right? Well, the DRILLER KILLER’s invite got “lost in the mail” and he’s a little salty about the whole thing! Will he kill the gang with his trusty drill or will he get too distracted by all the hunky photos of 80’s Stallone that are lying around? Find out this week on FREEEEEEEAKQUUUUUUUUUUUELS!

This week, the gang’s vacation to Twin Peaks has been interrupted by the murder of Laura Palmer…which Rory more than likely committed. I mean, who takes rolls of plastic wrap and a bundle marked “KILL TOOLS” on vacation? After sorting through the damning evidence, Twin Peak’s sheriff Dave Gonzalez was quoted as saying, “Don’t get used to Rory being on this stupid podcast for much longer.” Anyway, to kill time until Rory’s inevitable arrest, the gang discusses, “TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME!”

This week on FREAKQUELS, young Vince has his last dance with Mary Jane as Max Roche and the gang cut in to show the lad the cautionary tale, “REEFER MADNESS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL!”

In need of rest following their epic battle with the army of darkness, EJ and Rory attend a circus only to discover that murderous space clowns occupy it! I guess it’s true what Abraham Lincoln once said, “There’s no rest for the Cheeto-stained podcaster!”

Anywho, with the murderous killer clowns hot on their trail, the gang turns to officer David Gonzalez for help who has them watch his favorite police training video, “KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE”, to better prepare for the war against the space bozos!!!

Well, ignoring the pesky vampire has undoubtedly blown up in EJ and Rory’s face because the jerk got his hands on the NECRONOMICON and has raised an army of the dead to take over the world. What a week!

On a quest to redeem themselves, the gang enlists Leo and Shane Purdy to battle the army of the dead! Killing time until the battle begins, the four review Sam Raimi’s fantastical horror comedy, “ARMY OF DARKNESS!”

A pesky VAMP is terrorizing FREAKQUELVILLE, so EJ and Rory enlist Elle Snow and Strega Carmo to slay the jerk because…honestly…they don’t wanna.

Listen as your pals from FREAKQUELS lazily sit at home, eat Cheetos, and ignore the screams outside so they can review EJ’s favorite cult vampire movie “SUBSPECIES!”

Having accidentally blown young Vince out of the airlock of their space shuttle, Rory, EJ, and Mike Vinci have returned to Earth and are on the run from the police inside their 1970s van!

Not being one to turn away a dangerous-looking hitchhiker, the gang picks up Brent Wilson, who invites them to meet his psychotic family and review “THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE” over some homemade BBQ! The gang knows the BBQ is made from humans but eats it anyway. It’s a weird episode...