This week, EJ believes he has the power to control flies! Not sure how to handle this, Rory calls in Greg Caldwell who believes the origin of EJ’s powers will be found in the under appreciated Argento masterpiece, “PHENOMENA!” After analyzing the film, it turns out Ej doesn’t actually have powers. The flies have been hanging around him because he hasn’t showered in a few weeks and chooses to sleep atop a trash pile. A few weeks in a landfill will get you some flies my friend!

This week, the SHEQUELS gang is throwing the slumber party of the season where they discuss the wildly mismarketed horror flick, “JENNIFER’S BODY!” Will this sleepover be of the Slumber Party Massacre variety? Whatever makes you listen to the episode, fools! Wait…I should probably edit out the “fools” part. I’m sure I’ll remember to do so...

High on Rotenone, the gang hijacks the S.S RITA and sails out to an ancient Devonian lagoon to celebrate their 100th episode while reviewing the classic creature-feature, “CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!” As a fan, the Gill-Man joins in on the drug induced mayhem to celebrate the good, the bad, and the in between moments of the show’s sordid history! Oh, and young Vince swallows a sword for some reason!

Welcome to the final week of CAMP FREAKQUELS! It’s been brutal, folks! If you thought Bluto was hard on everyone’s favorite spinach eating sailor, wait until you see what the filmmakers behind “POPEYE’S REVENGE”. did to him! YIKES! This brutal assault on a classic IP has inspired local stud Brant Wilson to join hands with EJ and Rory to welcome death together!

CAMP FREAKQUELS will soon be a tomb for EJ and Rory because they are officially out of food, water, and vitamin hope. With one dwindling bar of cellphone battery remaining, a call is made to film critic Dave Gonzalez to review the wildly misunderstood slasher flick “FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING” rather than calling for help. With these kind of priorities, they deserve to die!

This week on CAMP FREAKQUELS, communication from the gang has gone silent so Jon Snow and young Vince are hired to recover the bodies of EJ and Rory from nearby campgrounds. If the morons are found alive, FREAKQUELS CORP demands they review the 80’s sleaze-fest “SLEEPAWAY CAMP” for some sweet sweet content. If the jerks are found dead….eh…it doesn't really matter. FREAKQUELS CORP just want to know if they need to hire new, less smelly hosts.

This week, local maniac Ross “Airhorn” Jones crashes CAMP FREAKQUELS to discuss the low-budget slasher flick “BLOODY MURDER” which he claims is loosely based off his life! Will EJ and Rory be added to his rapidly growing body count? Probably.

Welcome to Camp Freakquels! The place EJ and Rory retreat to when the feds start sniffing aroun…I mean…when they want to tell…ghost…stories. Yes, that should stick. Anywho, while sitting before a roaring camp fire, Greg Caldwell emerges from the woods to PROBABLY not murder them. Wanting to get in on some of the sweet sweet blood covered marshmallows he brought, EJ and Rory invite the stranger to review the trashy slasher flick, “THE BURNING!”