Episodes

  • 128. MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK (1993)
    Feb 18 2026

    This week, EJ and Rory decide to plummet their listenership by reviewing the mostly forgotten zombie love story, “MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK!” Listen as two grown men attempt to shed a little light on a film they loved back when they were weird zombie loving children!

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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • 127. READY OR NOT (2019)
    Feb 11 2026

    After reviewing the survival horror film “READY OR NOT”, the gang decides to honor their own dark pact with Satan by hunting guests Jay Salerno and Greg Caldwell! Who will survive? Eh…who cares?

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    2 hrs and 38 mins
  • 126. HEART EYES (2025)
    Feb 4 2026

    This week, EJ, Rory, and Chris Conforti watch and review the real life story of Ross Jones, “HEART EYES!” To their surprise, Ross breaks out of the slammer to get his review on with the boys. How much of this throwback to ‘90s rom-com/slasher flicks was actually true? According to Ross, “most of it!”

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    2 hrs and 49 mins
  • 125. CHILD'S PLAY 3 (1991)
    Jan 28 2026

    This week on FREAKQUELS, Johnny law has given EJ and Rory the choice between attending Kent academy or jail. Having burned a lot of bridges in the clink, they decide to give the military academy a go. After blowing off formation to review “CHILD’S PLAY 3”, Cadet Lieutenant Colonel Chris Conforti subjects the jerks to brutal punishment, intense training, and multiple rounds of Hide the Soul, which was enforced by Uncle Sam’s favorite demonic doll, Chucky. All in all, the whole experience wasn’t nearly as bad as the gang’s trip to Disney.

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    3 hrs and 23 mins
  • 124. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007)
    Jan 21 2026

    Needing to hide from the police…for reasons, EJ and Rory flee to Barrow, Alaska! Problem is, a couple of jerk vamps are taking advantage of the town’s 30 days of darkness policy to feed on Barrow’s peeps. Vampires really have no consideration for people fleeing from the law. Anywho, they called Jon and Elle Snow for backup so they can get out of this carnage-ridden jam. While they await their arrival, the guys review the bloody good time, “30 DAYS OF NIGHT”, failing to see the similarities between the film and their current situation.

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    3 hrs and 27 mins
  • 123. THE EVIL DEAD (1981)
    Jan 14 2026

    This week, Brent Wilson cracked open the Necronomicon which resulted in EJ and Rory being possessed by Kandarian demons. You’d think they’d raise hell or something , but instead they just want to talk about how awesome Sam Raimi and “THE EVIL DEAD” are!

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    2 hrs and 18 mins
  • 122. FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
    Jan 7 2026

    It’s 2026 and FREAKQUELS is all about keeping their New Year’s resolutions! First up, reanimating corpses! Since Rory and EJ lack the know how, they decide to take notes on the subject matter while reviewing the classic 1931, “FRANKENSTEIN!” Will they end up building a new cohost or will playing God result in another unpleasant prison sentence. The answer is, another unpleasant prison sentence. Obviously.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 121. TERROR TRAIN (1980)
    Dec 31 2025

    Despite having excessive technical difficulties, we’re here to party with our FREAKQUENTS! To ring in the new year, the gang hops aboard a murder train to discuss the classic slasher flick, “TERROR TRAIN!” Greg Caldwell may or may not be killing passengers, but that’s 2026’s problem!

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    2 hrs and 20 mins