This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ is possessed by PAZUZU and his pals! Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but the LEGION of demons won’t stop talking throughout the gangs review of “THE EXORCIST lll” and it’s more than a little distracting. Rather than subject himself to any rude demons lacking basic self-awareness, Rory calls in father Jeff Boam to perform an exorcism on EJ! Will Rory pay Jeff for his services? Eh…probably not…

This is not a DRILL! Tom Tomeo is having the slumber party of the season, and Rory and EJ are invited over to review “THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE” in their PJs. Sounds like fun, right? Well, the DRILLER KILLER’s invite got “lost in the mail” and he’s a little salty about the whole thing! Will he kill the gang with his trusty drill or will he get too distracted by all the hunky photos of 80’s Stallone that are lying around? Find out this week on FREEEEEEEAKQUUUUUUUUUUUELS!

This week, the gang’s vacation to Twin Peaks has been interrupted by the murder of Laura Palmer…which Rory more than likely committed. I mean, who takes rolls of plastic wrap and a bundle marked “KILL TOOLS” on vacation? After sorting through the damning evidence, Twin Peak’s sheriff Dave Gonzalez was quoted as saying, “Don’t get used to Rory being on this stupid podcast for much longer.” Anyway, to kill time until Rory’s inevitable arrest, the gang discusses, “TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME!”