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F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

By: Sports Drink
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Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

© Sports Drink, 2021
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Episodes
  • The Offseason: July: Pat Gustavson (Bran Coverage) Joins!
    Jul 28 2025

    After a long hiatus due to scheduling issues and back problems, we're back with an episode! Pat Gustavson, the beloved co-host of the Bran Coverage podcast, joins the show! (Fun fact, we recorded in May but bc of life, editing got put on the back burner). Alex and Pat discuss the Raiders, the Bengals, content creation, and the commonalities they share in life. We appreciate your patience with the production of the podcast and the episode, and a major shoutout to Sports Drink (our podcast daddies) for being a water cooler full of sexiness!


    0:38 – Intro, Raiders talk

    7:25 – Bengals/Raiders connections and Rich Bisaccia glazing

    13:52 – Bengals front office pissing off defensive players

    16:12 – Revisiting the Chase/Sewell debate

    21:24 – Alex and Pat tell restaurant stories

    26:55 – Bran and Pat’s “Bran Coverage” podcast

    32:59 – Content creation and wild games

    41:40 – The Bengals wild offense/bad defense philosophy

    47:21 – JAKE DOLEGALA

    50:23 – Back problems!

    1:01:10 – Autism and hyper-fixations

    1:09:38 – Pat’s Hinge rizz

    1:15:07 – More football talk!

    1:36:12 – Dayton loves its college basketball!

    1:38:22 – More appreciation for Bran Coverage

    1:44:58 – Pat’s plugs!

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Week 2: The Kansas City Chiefs
    Sep 14 2024

    Lloyd is back, and this is a fun one! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the Kansas City Chiefs (mainly their idiot kicker), and talk about the Bengals' tough loss to the New England Patriots in Week 1. They also discuss their visit to the Donald Trump gift shop (listen before you get judgy), Alex's continued recovery from surgery, and Tua Tagovailoa's injury he suffered on Thursday Night Football. Thank you to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being so sexy that we can't not shout them out at the end of each episode description!

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    1 hr
  • Week 1: The New England Patriots
    Sep 5 2024

    This week, with Lloyd healing from an injury, Alex welcomes dear friend of the pod, Cincinnati comedian, and Bengals fan Cody Walker to the podcast to roast the Dirty, Lyin', Cheatin', Stinkin' New England Patriots. In this episode, they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's contract, the injuries facing the team, and how they can (erm, should) take down the Patriots on Sunday. They also discuss Alex's back surgery and recovery, Cody's grandparents interrupting a comedy show, and how a Civil War would play out in America. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for making 2024 the sexiest year of all time!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
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