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Everything Whatsoever

Everything Whatsoever

By: Clementine Ramsey and Solomon Osei
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Everything Whatsoever is a podcast in which we do close readings of individual philosophy papers—one paper per episode, in enough detail that you come away knowing what it argues and why it matters! To be clear up front, this show is largely AI-generated. However, every episode is reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by the human philosopher behind the show (that's me)!

More specifically, episodes usually run across a few parts, and the hosts—Solomon and Clementine, both synthetic voices—work through the paper's actual argument rather than a two-minute gloss. Scripts are generated and verified using frontier LLMs; a local TTS model handles production.

Why does this show exist? Here's what happened.

I'm a philosophy doctoral candidate who just submitted my PhD thesis, and I wanted a side project—something different and more creative than thesis work. Originally this wasn't a podcast; I just wanted audiobook versions of papers to listen to on the train, since I get distracted reading normally. Then the scope crept, and somewhere around v40 of a weekend project I looked up and had a podcast, a script-generation template, a mastering workflow, theme music, and two hosts with personalities.

If I stumbled on an "AI-generated podcast," I'd assume AI-slop. This isn't a content farm—I've spent a genuinely embarrassing amount of time trying to make this good and minimise the grating AI feel. The script generator enforces a fidelity contract, keeps a pronunciation registry for names, structures episodes pedagogically with roadmaps and re-entry summaries, and has actual rules about when the hosts are allowed to joke (the earlier drafts were tragic!). That said, there are far better, fully human philosophy podcasts out there—listen to and support them; I'm not trying to compete. This exists to fill gaps: papers with no proper episode, shows aimed at a different audience, or ones that are just boring.

On accuracy: I fact-check every script, but this is a side project meant to give you a feel for the paper you should then read carefully yourself! I try hard to avoid mistakes but guarantee nothing—treat this as a guide, never a sole source for anything that matters.

The first batch of episodes are pilots—far from perfect, and I'll keep improving them. Honestly, this is still basically for myself; I figured others might find it useful too, so I'm uploading it. It's taken far more time than intended, so if you get something out of it and want to keep the caffeine flowing (and me fine-tuning the show), I made a Ko-Fi:

https://ko-fi.com/everythingwhatsoeverpodcast.

No expectation of tips—just throwing it out there :)

Reach out anytime—suggestions, corrections, fact-checks, recommendations, interesting thoughts, cat or dog pictures, or paper requests:

everythingwhatsoeverpodcast@gmail.com

Podcasts you should also (mainly) listen to:

  1. Philosophy Bites

  2. In Our Time and Thinking Allowed (BBC Radio 4 — philosophy episodes)

  3. History of Philosophy Without Any Gaps

  4. Elucidations

  5. Overthink

  6. Philosophize This!

  7. The Partially Examined Life

  8. Philosophy Talk

  9. New Books in Philosophy

  10. The Dissenter

  11. Philosophy 247

  12. The Grey Area

  13. From Nowhere to Nothing

(There are also many others I cannot fit on this list!)

Everything Whatsoever 2026
Episodes
  • Everything Whatsoever: Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism" — pt3
    Jul 21 2026

    The path ends where the title always pointed: at figures of speech. In the finale, Yablo answers the objection that his repaired fictionalism is too baroque for anyone to want. The answer isn't a defence; it's a reframing that changes what the whole theory was for. The machinery was never a revolution asking for recruits; it's an anatomy of something every speaker already does. When you say the prof put hurdles in your path, or that Italy is a boot, you're doing the exact thing arithmetic does with numbers.

    In Part 3, Solomon and Clementine bring in Kendall Walton's prop-oriented make-believe to build the tool the paper leans on but never assembles, then watch figuralism take on platonism's showcase argument — that only real numbers can make arithmetic objective — and dismantle it with a dilemma. They trace the six things figuralism explains, follow the paper's cleanest cut (the difference between pretending and merely simulating belief — and the definition hiding in footnote one since page one), and work through the appendix's running battle with Jason Stanley before delivering their own verdict: strongest step, weakest step, what got paid, and what's still owed. The scorecard comes due. So does the title.

    That closes our three-part walk through the paper. Read it yourself — it rewards every reading, footnotes included: Stephen Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism," Midwest Studies in Philosophy 25 (2001), pp. 72–102 — freely available on Yablo's MIT page.

    [Also, this being one of the first few episodes, there are a number of artefacts and audio wrinkles that I have noted and have plans to implement fixes for in the later recordings. So treat these first handful of episodes as more of a pilot than a representative of the standards for this show.]

    New here? Everything Whatsoever does close readings of individual philosophy papers, hosted by two AI voices and made, reviewed, and fact-checked by the human philosopher behind the show — see the show description for the full story and the accuracy caveats (treat episodes as a guide, then read the paper yourself).

    Questions, corrections, or a paper you'd like covered? I'd genuinely love to hear from you: everythingwhatsoeverpodcast@gmail.com

    Enjoying it? Tips keep the caffeine flowing and the episodes coming, entirely optional: https://ko-fi.com/everythingwhatsoeverpodcast

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    40 mins
  • Everything Whatsoever: Yablo "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism" — pt2
    Jul 20 2026

    Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism" — Part 2 of 3

    Object fictionalism looked like the clean solution. It looked like a way to mean something true about numbers without believing in them. Then its own logic turns on it. Run the machinery honestly and you can derive that numbers exist; run it the other way and the story itself accuses you of lying. Gideon Rosen has a name for the position you wake up in: a platonist malgré lui—in spite of himself.

    In Part 2, Solomon and Clementine rebuild the road from Part 1—The Predicament, Quine's menu, object fictionalism's two biconditionals—before arming what Yablo's own section title calls The Bomb: an objection built from the fictionalist's own commitments, not an outside attack. From the wreckage, they start rebuilding, borrowing an unlikely case study (an argument about a politician's honesty) to work out how the same sentence can do two jobs with one string of words, and what a genuinely repaired fictionalism has to look like to survive contact with its own subject matter. The repair holds... for now. Part 2 ends with a harder question waiting in the wings and a scorecard with real debts.

    This is a close reading across three parts, so you come away actually understanding the argument, not just its headline. Read along if you like: Stephen Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism," Midwest Studies in Philosophy 25 (2001), pp. 72–102 — freely available on Yablo's MIT page.

    [Also, this being one of the first few episodes, there are a number of artefacts and audio wrinkles that I have noted and have plans to implement fixes for in the later recordings. So treat these first handful of episodes as more of a pilot than a representative of the standards for this show.]

    New here? Everything Whatsoever does close readings of individual philosophy papers, hosted by two AI voices and made, reviewed, and fact-checked by the human philosopher behind the show — see the show description for the full story and the accuracy caveats (treat episodes as a guide, then read the paper yourself).

    Questions, corrections, or a paper you'd like covered? I'd genuinely love to hear from you: everythingwhatsoeverpodcast@gmail.com

    Enjoying it? Tips keep the caffeine flowing and the episodes coming, entirely optional: https://ko-fi.com/everythingwhatsoeverpodcast

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    28 mins
  • Everything Whatsoever: Yablo "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism" — pt1
    Jul 20 2026

    Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism" — Part 1 of 3

    We begin the show—and the series—with the paper that maps the whole territory of fictionalism. You find yourself saying things you don't believe: that there's a prime number between 2 and 4, that the average family has 2.3 children, that a certain excuse was just a figure of speech. The sentences look committed to numbers, averages, figures even though these are things you may not think exist at all. Quine's Word and Object gave the catalogue of escape routes; Yablo thinks there's a different path entirely, and it runs through make-believe.

    In Part 1, Solomon and Clementine set up what Yablo calls The Predicament, lay out Quine's three official options, and start to spell out the route that turns "useful fiction" from a hand-wavey thing into a real position. No prior fictionalism understanding needed for this episode; we build the machinery from the ground up.

    This is a close reading across three parts, so you come away actually understanding the argument, not just its headline. Read along if you like: Stephen Yablo, "Go Figure: A Path through Fictionalism," Midwest Studies in Philosophy 25 (2001), pp. 72–102 — freely available on Yablo's MIT page.

    [Also, this being one of the first few episodes, there are a number of artefacts and audio wrinkles that I have noted and have plans to implement fixes for in the later recordings. So treat these first handful of episodes as more of a pilot than a representative of the standards for this show.]

    New here? Everything Whatsoever does close readings of individual philosophy papers, hosted by two AI voices and made, reviewed, and fact-checked by the human philosopher behind the show — see the show description for the full story and the accuracy caveats (treat episodes as a guide, then read the paper yourself).

    Questions, corrections, or a paper you'd like covered? I'd genuinely love to hear from you: everythingwhatsoeverpodcast@gmail.com

    Enjoying it? Tips keep the caffeine flowing and the episodes coming, entirely optional: https://ko-fi.com/everythingwhatsoeverpodcast

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    27 mins
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