'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!'

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‘Henry, Mr and Mrs Pugnacious would like to come over at the weekend for a discussion.’ ‘What? Quick, Martha — book the next flight to Coober Pedy! Surely we’ll be safe there?’

(When Mr and Mrs Pugnacious want to “have a word,” it’s time to make a run for the outback!)

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“...only, it was that last look she gave me— I was struck by dubiety.”

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