Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025

Tarnished go Bonk!
Weapons Covered:
Axes
Greataxes
Hammers
Flails

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Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024

There's a lot of enemies in this game! Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between!

We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village. Writhing rotmounds and spiritcaller snails, we talk about a whole lot of disgusting filth!

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Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025

Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood!
Weapons Covered:
Thrusting Swords
Great Thrusting Swords
Curved Swords
Curved Greatswords
Backhand Blades
Katanas
Great Katanas
Twinblades

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Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024

The Underground Cities. You fear to go beneath the Lands Between. The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants.

The Bestiary continues Tarnished! In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Underground Rivers, the cities of the Nox, and the Moonlit Altar.

Watch out for the Basilisks...

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024

Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.

These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!

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Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024

Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!

We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish.

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Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024

Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets.

Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes.

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Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023

Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues! In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game.

We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots. Caelid has a strange beauty, but these enemies are both vile and horrifying!

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