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EP03 — Half a Tree

EP03 — Half a Tree

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Summary

Our summer is personal. Welcome to Fahad Unfiltered Live, Episode 3


In this episode, Fahad takes on the one opponent every person in Oman faces every year and never beats: summer. It arrives like a relative you did not invite, and it still surprises you every June.


What survival looks like:


• The weather app that says 46, then adds "Feels like 52", as if it is measuring emotions instead of temperature

• A car parked in the sun for twenty minutes, sunglasses that sweat, and an AC that blows hot air

• The Omani parking rule: nobody wants the space at the door, but half a tree four hundred metres away starts a competition, because half a tree is better than no tree

• Tourists who arrive in July saying "I love warm weather", and humidity that hugs you without permission

• The electricity bill you open like medical results, and a child who sleeps at eighteen degrees

• "Think about the bill!" "Think about your marriage!" Twenty-two degrees. Happy wife. Expensive life.

• A trip to the mall for free air conditioning that costs forty riyals to save two

• And December, when everyone suddenly loves camping, hiking and the beach. Where were these people in August?


Fahad Unfiltered is clean, family-friendly stand-up comedy about real life in Oman and the Gulf: weather, family, money, and the small daily battles that make us laugh because they are true.


What is the AC set to in your house right now? Tell us in the comments, and tag the person who always turns it down to eighteen.


Watch Episode 1, The Front Seat, and Episode 2, Come Tomorrow, on this channel, and subscribe for the next episode of Fahad Unfiltered Live.


More on money, faith, and life in the Gulf: https://crypode.com


Voice and audience audio in this video were created with AI.


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