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Don't Eat Poop! A Food Safety Podcast

Don't Eat Poop! A Food Safety Podcast

By: Food Safety Specialists: Matthew Regusci and Francine L Shaw
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Tune in every Tuesday for a brand new episode of Don't Eat Poop! A Food Safety Podcast. Join Francine L. Shaw, the savvy CEO of Savvy Food Safety, and Matthew Regusci, compliance connoisseur and founder of Fostering Compliance, as they serve up the latest in food safety with a side of laughter. Explore the ins and outs of food systems, responsible food practices, and food safety regulations. Stay informed about food safety awareness and the not-so-occasional food recall. Delve deep into the complexities of the food supply chain with our dynamic duo, who blend expert insights with a pinch of food safety humor. Whether you're knee-deep in the food safety industry or just passionate about what's on your plate, this podcast promises a fresh take on staying safe while eating well. Expect candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and occasional guest appearances that spice up the discussion. Shaw and Regusci bring their combined decades of experience to the table, making each episode as informative as it is entertaining. From industry trends to must-know food safety news and regulations, they've got your back (and your lunch). In essence, Don't Eat Poop! A Food Safety Podcast is not just about imparting information; it's about fostering a culture of food safety. By shedding light on the intricacies of the food supply chain and the latest food safety news, it aims to promote awareness and encourage responsible food practices among consumers and industry professionals alike. When it comes to food safety, knowledge is power, and a good laugh is the best seasoning. At the heart of every episode is one golden rule: Don't Eat Poop!© 2026 Food Safety Specialists: Matthew Regusci and Francine L Shaw Art Cooking Food & Wine Nature & Ecology Science
Episodes
  • Happy 3 Year Anniversary! Let's Celebrate with Some Much-Needed Dishwasher Food Safety | Episode 155
    Feb 24 2026

    🍽️ Francine and Matt are building a global, fun, and inclusive Food Safety Family! From the C-suite to the kitchen, they’re making safe food the norm everywhere.

    👉 Follow Francine and Matt on LinkedIn for more food safety insights and updates.


    In this episode of Don’t Eat Poop!, our hosts Matt and Francine are celebrating the podcast's 3 Year Anniversary with a blast from the past: the salmon in the dishwasher, the podcast's first inside joke.


    If you've been listening for a while, you probably know that cooking your salmon in the dishwasher is a BAD idea. Now, tune in to discover all the other things that people put in their dishwashers and what experts have to say about it.


    Thank you for listening, and here’s to another year of the Don’t Eat Poop! Podcast.


    In this episode:

    0:00:00 A party trick for your Super Bowl watch party

    0:07:18 Why cooking in a dishwasher is a BAD idea

    0:15:36 Part 1: Strangest things put in dishwashers

    0:19:07 Questionable ways to thaw poultry and more

    0:23:56 Part 2: Strangest things put in dishwashers

    Disclaimer: Episode title and content do not constitute legal or health advice.


    Resources from this episode

    Catch up with our "fun" episode from a couple of weeks ago, Episode 153.


    Watch the Netflix series about the Australian lady who killed in-laws with Beef Wellington.


    Learn more about Norovirus at the start of the 2026 Winter Olympics on this LinkedIn post by Francine.


    Find the full Consumer Reports Matt and Francine are referring to here.


    Check out Francine’s book Who Watches the Kitchen? for more crazy stories people shared during training.


    Noteworthy quotes from this episode

    “ Appliances are designed to perform specific tasks quickly and efficiently, so take advice from the people who make the dishwashers and leave [the food] to the cooking ranges and ovens. Amen.” – Matt Regusci


    “ When I was training, I had people tell me that they thawed their poultry in the dryer. Can you imagine a turkey tumbling in your clothing dryer?” – Francine L Shaw


    We hope you enjoy this episode!

    Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite podcast platform. Together, we can raise awareness and make a positive impact in the world of food safety!


    Share your thoughts and feedback on the show, and feel free to offer any topics you would like to hear discussed.


    We'd love to hear from you!


    📲 Connect with Francine, Matt, and the "Don't Eat Poop!" show on LinkedIn!


    📕 Check out Francine's book Who Watches the Kitchen?


    🎙️ BE A GUEST ON DON’T EAT POOP!


    Fill out this form to tell us more about yourself. We’ll reach out via email within 30 days with next steps if you’re selected.

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    Produced by Ideablossoms


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    31 mins
  • The Failures of the Food Industry's Pizza and Stick Approach to Food Safety | Episode 154
    Feb 17 2026

    🍽️ Francine and Matt are building a global, fun, and inclusive Food Safety Family! From the C-suite to the kitchen, they’re making safe food the norm everywhere.

    👉 Follow Francine and Matt on LinkedIn for more food safety insights and updates.


    In this episode of Don’t Eat Poop!, our hosts Matt and Francine are highlighting Azure Edwards's latest opinion piece on Food Safety News, "The food industry’s training problem is the system it keeps paying for".


    She raises crucial points that our hosts have also been talking about for a while, such as the importance of having a strong food safety culture, the real financial impact of weak training and systems, how audits and certifications are not enough, and more.


    In this episode:

    0:00:00 The food safety industry's training failures

    0:08:45 How food safety culture weakens under pressure

    0:14:14 What is missing from food safety training

    0:18:05 The risks of transactional food safety

    0:20:19 What makes a company successful long-term

    0:27:03 The real importance of ethics and integrity

    Disclaimer: Episode title and content do not constitute legal or health advice.


    Resources from this episode

    Read the Food Safety News opinion piece by Azure Edwards that Matt and Francine refer to in this episode.


    For a look into the real cost of food safety failures, catch up with Episode 152.


    Noteworthy quotes from this episode

    “ I love that she uses the temporary workers and the seasonal workers as a stress test for your food safety culture. If there's an issue with your facility during these peak times, it's not your seasonal and temporary workers that are the issue. It's your systems that are the issue.” – Matt Regusci


    “ I've always said the one thing that nobody can take from you is integrity. You do that yourself.” – Francine L Shaw


    We hope you enjoy this episode!

    Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite podcast platform. Together, we can raise awareness and make a positive impact in the world of food safety!


    Share your thoughts and feedback on the show, and feel free to offer any topics you would like to hear discussed.


    We'd love to hear from you!


    📲 Connect with Francine, Matt, and the "Don't Eat Poop!" show on LinkedIn!


    📕 Check out Francine's book Who Watches the Kitchen?


    🎙️ BE A GUEST ON DON’T EAT POOP!


    Fill out this form to tell us more about yourself. We’ll reach out via email within 30 days with next steps if you’re selected.

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    Produced by Ideablossoms

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    31 mins
  • The Thanksgiving From Hell: When Actual Poison is On the Menu | Episode 153
    Feb 10 2026

    🍽️ Francine and Matt are building a global, fun, and inclusive Food Safety Family! From the C-suite to the kitchen, they’re making safe food the norm everywhere.

    👉 Follow Francine and Matt on LinkedIn for more food safety insights and updates.


    In this episode of Don’t Eat Poop!, our hosts Matt and Francine are taking a detour from food poisoning to actual poison in food.

    Our hosts hadn't done any episodes about people getting intentionally killed with food in a long time, and Francine, our resident murder-mystery aficionado, made sure it got back in the lineup.

    Tune in for the Thanksgiving from hell case, where a mother poisoned her children's wine, and a throwback to the poison mushroom beef Wellington case.


    In this episode:

    0:00:00 Someone did kill their loved ones this time

    0:03:53 The poison mushroom beef Wellington murders

    0:07:49 How a mother killed her family on Thanksgiving

    0:15:09 Premeditation and getting away with murder

    0:21:21 Our fascination with how criminal minds work

    Disclaimer: Episode title and content do not constitute legal or health advice.


    Resources from this episode

    Learn all about the Thanksgiving from Hell case here.


    Hear more about the Australian lady who tried to kill her in-laws with beef Wellington on Episode 38.


    In case you needed a reminder, catch up with Episode 95 | Don’t Kill Your Loved Ones During the Holidays and Episode 146 | Seriously, Don’t Kill Your Loved Ones During the Holidays.


    Noteworthy quotes from this episode

    “To put this chemical in wine and give it to your children and one of their children's boyfriends at a Thanksgiving dinner. That is a whole new level of evil to me.” – Matt Regusci


    “ She's a restaurateur. How much has she potentially gotten away with in 20 years? That is scary. If she's willing to do this to her own children, who else might she be willing to do this to, potentially?” – Francine L Shaw


    We hope you enjoy this episode!

    Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite podcast platform. Together, we can raise awareness and make a positive impact in the world of food safety!


    Share your thoughts and feedback on the show, and feel free to offer any topics you would like to hear discussed.


    We'd love to hear from you!


    📲 Connect with Francine, Matt, and the "Don't Eat Poop!" show on LinkedIn!


    📕 Check out Francine's book Who Watches the Kitchen?


    🎙️ BE A GUEST ON DON’T EAT POOP!


    Fill out this form to tell us more about yourself. We’ll reach out via email within 30 days with next steps if you’re selected.

    _______

    Produced by Ideablossoms

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    26 mins
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