Episodes

  • In 30 Feet, Turn Left

    In 30 Feet, Turn Left
    Nov 22 2025

    A bird wakes us up at the crack of dawn, tells us to take a ride in the carriage, and we end up at the colosseum
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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • Scatter!

    Scatter!
    Nov 8 2025

    We met a frog, killed a man, failed to build a gun, and insulted a dwarf
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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • A Bird Tells Us to Fight to the Death

    A Bird Tells Us to Fight to the Death
    Oct 28 2025

    Found a bird man with a cool hat. He told us we should fight to the death, so we decided to do it.

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • The Summons (We Just Got a Letter)

    The Summons (We Just Got a Letter)
    Oct 5 2025

    So we got a letter. We wondered who it was from. Turns out it was from a really important dude with a mildly important quest.

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    1 hr and 55 mins