Meet Dandy Kim. Blackmailer, gun runner, horse wanker, water ski school operator, and the man who stole sensitive documents from Jack Warner's safe that were never disclosed but were apparently enough to get his jail sentence cut in half and the money written off entirely.

We cover the sexual revolution of the 60s, the invention of the mini skirt, why the male contraceptive pill was abandoned, how a woman's name was borrowed without proper consent to launch Britain's most famous sex shop, and why a postal strike nearly killed the whole thing before it started.

Also: Dave has an absolutely horrible morning involving a white Land Rover, a wet egg, two pairs of glasses and a dog with a bone.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie Oliver goes to war with the Turkey Twizzler on national TV. Sales triple the week after. Farm workers are caught playing baseball with live turkeys. Bird flu arrives from a forbidden corner of Hungary, and a suspicious wrapper turns up in a bin.

Count Binface, conspiracy theories, why every millennial woman wanted to be a marine biologist, Gen Z emotions with Dave, and Pete's Loft Goth Removal Services.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're diving into the gloriously bizarre story of Bernard Matthews. Turkey eugenics, the invention of the turkey roast joint, a 27-year advertising campaign built on one word, and how he made the equivalent of £38.5 million in eight days.

David gets a tooth snapped in half by a dentist called Jaguar, we discuss our first celebrity crushes, Jodie Marsh gets the academic treatment she deserves, and Father Jiminy Cricket delivers a prayer against Argentina.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the end of an era. Roman Abramovich gets poisoned in Ukraine, his £5 billion in assets get frozen overnight, and two superyachts worth nearly a billion pounds go on the run to Turkey in a real-life Grand Theft Auto chase.

Also: we try blowjob mints, debate electric cars, dive into local Facebook group drama, celebrate the World Cup with a Lay's crisp sandwich, and Dave gets a cake in the face on day one of the new studio after losing a Frankfurter vs Bratwurst quiz.

Billionaires can do whatever they want. And it's absolutely fine.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Link Tree:

https://linktr.ee/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're in the new studio. There's a gravy hot tub. Dog arses on the wall. It's exactly what you'd expect.

This week: Roman Abramovich arrives at Stamford Bridge, bans the colour red, turns up to training in full kit demanding a kickabout, and has £40,000 worth of sushi flown to Azerbaijan by private jet, despite his mate literally being poisoned in a sushi restaurant. We try Japanese snacks in his honour.

We also blind rank ten types of fart. Scientifically.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roman Abramovich sells a Russian oil company he basically stole for $13 billion, Fran delivers an urban myth as a children's bedtime rhyme about a stag do gone catastrophically wrong, Jim reads an original poem about DIY, dead men and the lies we tell each other, and we have a chat about the fact that 95% of people are just making it up as they go.

Goodbye old studio. You ferocious beast.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! New puppy, same chaos. Dave's adjusting to life as a dog dad in the most unhinged way possible, we conduct a full health and safety risk assessment on his 2am noodle habit and he finally has his first ever crisp sandwich aged 37! We dive into part one of the genuinely mad true story of Roman Abramovich, from a Siberian orphan stealing diesel to the man who bought Chelsea. Oh, and there's a sketch. We won't explain the sketch.

The Depressed CEO Podcast — new episodes every week.

-------------

Thanks for listening make sure you follow us on our socials. Sign up to our Patreon where members get an exclusive extra monthly episode plus bonus content.

-------------

Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/depressedceospodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.