Definitely Delusional

By: Dean Lin Emily Simmons
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
    Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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  • Delusional about being treated like Uber Eats, tasers, and free botox
    May 8 2025

    It’s lucky number 13 on our podcast but guess who wasn’t feeling lucky this week?! Emily was down with the post festival blues, but Dean came to the rescue and saved the day. If there's anything we’ve learned, it’s that your tribe will never let you down, unlike these men in the streets!


    This week we talk about checking in with your people, having high standards in dating, creating healthy boundaries with men, and working through hard times in relationships. Plus Emily opens up about her post breakup glow up and lessons learned along the way, and Dean dishes on how having secure relationships are important because your body will make sure you KNOW you’re in something that isn’t right–aka bigging your back, breaking you out, and causing rashes.


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    51 mins
  • Coachella Recap
    May 1 2025

    Dean and Emily took the desert by storm during Coachella and no one was safe from their chaos! Dean is barely surviving from Coachella weekend 2 and Emily is going on weekend 3… STAGECOACH?! They spill the tea on the dusty battleground of Coachella and the resulting voice woes to unexpected encounters and a deep dive into Y2K nostalgia fueled by old-school cameras.


    They’re recounting festival highlights, including stand-out performances from the Lady Gaga, Charlie xcx, Ed Sheeran and Megan Thee Stallion + more. They could barely speak let alone having walked 120,000 STEPS!!!


    Beyond the music and mosh pits, Dean and Emily danced on stage, had some random flings and these two were on the loose and ready to HAVE A GOOD TIME…


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    51 mins
  • Amy Winehouse would have loved us
    Apr 17 2025

    They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we get deep as Dean dishes on his journey into self healing and his experiences in rehab. Meanwhile, Emily has yet to heal and is reminiscing on her college glory days and her usage of diet pills. Plus we read Reddit, yet again, to rationalize our insane lives and have officially built a graveyard for the people who have ghosted us.


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    51 mins

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