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Deck The Hallmark

Deck The Hallmark

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  • Gilmore Girls - Season 2 Episode 15 - Lost and Found
    Aug 8 2026
    We're back with some more Gilmore Girls! Join us in this journey on social media - @gilmorethemerrierpod. ABOUT: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 2 EPISODE 15) A suspicious Lorelai catches Jess in Rory's room and accuses him of stealing a bracelet and Luke impulsively decides to buy the building where he lives. AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 2 EPISODE 15) February 26, 2002 | The WB CAST & CREW OF: GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 2 EPISODE 15) Lauren Graham as Lorelai GilmoreAlexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore BRAN’S GILMORE GIRLS (SEASON 2 EPISODE 15) SYNOPSIS Lorelai was cleaning her gutters when she hurt her hand. She slapped a Band-Aid on it and refuses to go to the doctor. They get to Luke’s, but Luke is nowhere to be found. To make matters worse, Caesar is cooking. So Lorelai heads upstairs to check on Luke and encourage him to come down and make them pancakes. The place is a mess because Jess’s mom finally sent the rest of his stuff, and now Luke can’t find his supply ledger. Lorelai finds it and holds it hostage until he comes downstairs to make the pancakes. That night, Lorelai and Rory are walking to get supplies for movie night. They pass Luke’s and see him sitting there alone, sadly drinking a beer and watching TV on his tiny television. He just needs some space from Jess. Lorelai encourages him to get a bigger apartment, but Luke isn’t having it. Instead, he asks if Jess could clean Lorelai’s gutters for her. Lorelai doesn’t say yes right away, but on the walk home Rory says, "I thought you were going to give Jess a chance. You should hire him." After a little more guilt-tripping, Lorelai finally agrees. Then she asks Rory why it’s so important that she like Jess. Rory comes up with an excuse, but Lorelai is wise to her. Luke heads upstairs and freaks out on Jess over the mess. He shouts, "WE’RE MOVING TOMORROW!" After looking at apartments, Jess goes to Rory’s to get started on the gutters. Cool-guy Jess flips her a book when she opens the door and comments that her hair is different. Lorelai tries to make small talk with him, but he’s not having it. When he goes outside, Rory follows him and asks him to try to get along with her mom. He’s like, "Why?" She says, "If you care about me at all, you’ll try." He replies, "Who says I care about you?" Classic Jess. Rory leaves to hang out with Dean at a book fundraiser. Dean is bored out of his mind. He says he wants to go see The Lord of the Rings again, which annoys Rory. Then he notices she isn’t wearing the bracelet he gave her. She lies and says she took it off because of a rash and will put it back on later. In reality, she lost it... and Jess is holding it hostage. Lorelai invites Jess downstairs for lunch. At first he says no, but then he remembers what Rory asked him and decides to make an effort. Just then, Rory comes bursting through the door, freaking out because she’s lost the bracelet. Luke calls Lorelai to complain about the injustices of renting. He says he needs a second opinion and asks her to come look at an apartment with him. She immediately leaves work. The apartment is really nice. Lorelai tells him, "Even if Jess goes home someday, you’re still going to want this place. What if you meet someone?" She finally talks him into it... but then they discover the worst possible news: Taylor owns the building. Luke is immediately out. Taylor runs after him and says he’s thinking about buying the flower shop next to the diner, but he needs Luke to take down the old hardware store sign because it confuses people. Luke says, "It was my dad’s. I’m not taking it down," and storms off. Rory gets home, still upset about losing the bracelet. She talks to Jess about it, and he casually suggests she look in her room one more time. She walks in and immediately finds it under her bed. There it is. Lorelai goes outside to pay Jess for the job, but instead accuses him of stealing the bracelet because she caught him leaving Rory’s room about 30 minutes before it mysteriously reappeared. Jess denies it. She says, "Don’t 'whatever' me, you little jerk!"—like the uncle in Home Alone. She lectures him, saying that taking the bracelet only hurt Rory because it’s the most precious thing she owns. Jess fires back, "If it’s the most precious thing she owns, why did it take her two weeks to notice it was gone?" Yeah... I wouldn’t start calling him "son" just yet. He storms off. Luke comes banging on the door, still fuming about Taylor. He reveals that, in a fit of blind rage, he bought the building that houses the diner. Lorelai tells him that honestly, owning the building isn’t such a bad thing, and she talks him off the ledge. Before he leaves, she asks Luke if Jess ever talks to him about Rory. Luke says, "I don't know... but that would be great. She'd be such a good influence on him." Luke heads home, grabs a sledgehammer, knocks a giant hole through the apartment wall, and tells Jess... "That’s your room." ...
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  • Merry Little Baby (2025)
    Aug 7 2026

    Festive Friday returns with a holiday comedy about unexpected plans!

    ABOUT MERRY LITTLE BABY

    When Shanice's baby pact she made with her best friend fails, she decides to go on an app to find a sperm donor to be her baby daddy this holiday season which also happens to be her 35th birthday.

    AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR MERRY LITTLE BABY

    November 4, 2025 | Streaming

    CAST & CREW OF MERRY LITTLE BABY

    Director: Denise Mone't

    Writer: Denise Mone't

    Cast:

    • Denise Mone't as Shanice
    • Deangelo Howard Jr. as Ashton
    • Brandy Specks
    BRAN'S MOVIE SYNOPSIS

    Shanice is at her little sister's gender reveal / baby shower combo party and Shanice is not happy. Why? Because her little sister is married and pregnant before she is! Shanice is turning 35 this Christmas. She always pictured herself being married with 2 kids at this point. She tells her best friend that she's about to go meet up with Ashton to discuss the baby pact they made. After her dad passed away, Shanice has really felt the pressure to have a baby before her mom dies. Ashton is her best chance. But bad news - Ashton has a girlfriend. The pact ain't pacting. She goes to leave but her car got towed.

    She goes on this radio show because she's a famous film producer who has movies on Tubi. But the interview takes a turn when Shanice opens up about her desire to be a mom. The interviewer mentions a sperm donor and Shanice doesn't hate the idea but only if she can know the guy first. So she joins this app and begins meeting men to try to find the right guy. So many bad interviews later and she ends up baking with Ashton. But Ashton has to cut it short because he needs to go ask his girlfriend's parents for their blessing. It does not go well.

    Shanice goes out to the club with her friends and gets drunkkkkkk. Naturally, Ashton shows up to take her home. Drunk and falling asleep, Shanice says she loves him and then falls asleep.

    After a crazy couple of days, she finally gets together with Ashton and she finds out that Ashton broke up with his girlfriend. They kiss!

    Cut to a year later and she's pregnant!

    Watch the show on Youtube - www.deckthehallmark.com/youtube

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    35 mins
  • Killer Clown (Lifetime - 2026)
    Aug 6 2026

    Deck the Lifetime Uncorked with a chilling thriller!

    ABOUT KILLER CLOWN

    30 years after Elizabeth's mother was shot to death by a clown, a copycat killer starts stalking her and she soon uncovers dark family secrets and she realizes that the killer clown may be closer to her than she realizes.

    AIR DATE & NETWORK FOR KILLER CLOWN

    August 1, 2026 | Lifetime

    CAST & CREW OF KILLER CLOWN

    Director: Annie Bradley

    Writer: Katie Boland

    Cast:

    • Sara Paxton as Elizabeth Helmer

    Watch the show on Youtube - www.deckthehallmark.com/youtube

    Interested in advertising on the show? Email bran@deckthehallmark.com


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    50 mins
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