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DeGrave Brothers

DeGrave Brothers

By: T.S. O'Banion
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DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror


A horror-comedy audio series drenched in gore, ghosts, and gallows humor.

Grave-robbing brothers Doug and Phil DeGrave take on their most deranged job yet: cleaning up a sadistic S&M dungeon known as the Coldwater Inn. But something ancient and unspeakable lurks beneath the leather and latex—something hungry. What begins as a monster-of-the-week hustle spirals into a hellish descent through cursed artifacts, undead perverts, and the terrifying secrets of Coldwater’s past.


If you like ‘80s horror movies, grindhouse sleaze, Lovecraftian nightmares, and buddy comedies with bad taste and worse decisions—this podcast is for you.


New episodes every Friday.

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Timothy O'Banion
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Episodes
  • A Grave Mistake
    May 15 2025
    💀🔥 DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror 1: "A Grave Mistake"



    🚨 WHERE IT ALL BEGINS! 🚨


    Welcome to the twisted world of professional grave robbery!

    Meet Doug and Phil DeGrave - two brothers who've turned "digging up the past" into a literal family business. These aren't your average cemetery visitors; they're "archaeological redistributors" with shovels, attitude, and absolutely zero respect for "Do Not Disturb" signs on tombstones!



    ⚰️ What You're Getting Into:

    💰 FAMILY BUSINESS GONE WRONG - When following in dad's footsteps means following him six feet under

    🌙 ROUTINE NIGHT TURNED NIGHTMARE - What starts as simple grave robbing becomes a supernatural clusterfuck

    👻 THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE AWAKE - Some residents of Coldwater Cemetery have SERIOUS boundary issues

    🍺 BROTHERHOOD & BANTER - Sibling rivalry hits different when you're dodging the undead

    ⚰️ DEADLY CONSEQUENCES - In the DeGrave family business, a "grave mistake" isn't just a pun

    🏚️ MYSTERIOUS MOTEL - The Coldwater Inn: Where checkout time is NEVER



    🎭 The Perfect Recipe:

    Dark comedy meets genuine horror, family dysfunction meets supernatural chaos, and cemetery shenanigans meet things that go BUMP in the night



    🎯 Why You NEED This:
    • Introduces the most dysfunctional duo in horror podcasting
    • Sets up a mythology that'll keep you guessing
    • Balances laughs with legitimate scares
    • Features the kind of family drama that makes YOUR relatives seem normal
    • Establishes a world where death is just the beginning of your problems
    ⚠️ Fair Warning:

    Contains grave desecration, supernatural violence, questionable moral choices, family trauma, and the kind of dark humor that makes you laugh while questioning your life choices.

    🎧 Perfect for: Horror comedy fans, anyone who loves flawed protagonists, supernatural mystery addicts, and people who think "normal jobs" are overrated.


    💥 This is where the DeGrave legacy begins - and where you'll discover that some family businesses should have stayed buried! Start your descent into madness with the brothers who put the "grave" in "misbehave"!


    Subscribe and join the family... while you still can.

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    27 mins
  • Black Cat Blues
    May 16 2025
    DeGrave Brothers: The Coldwater Terror-Episode 2: Black Cat Blues


    When darkness falls and evil prowls, the DeGrave brothers find themselves trapped within the haunted walls of a small-town police station. As rain lashes against the windows and thunder splits the night sky, an ancient malevolence stalks the halls, hungering for vengeance.


    A simple black cat may cross your path, but beware—some creatures wear innocence like a shroud, concealing claws sharp enough to tear through dimensions. Tonight, Doug and Phil will learn that the supernatural never stays buried, and some wounds fester with unholy purpose.


    Sheriff Davis thought he'd seen true horror in the cemetery, but the real nightmare has only just begun. In this macabre second chapter, blood will spill, loyalties will be tested, and the DeGrave brothers will face a reckoning that will forever change their destiny.


    After all, when you dance with darkness, everyone pays the piper... and in this game, curiosity doesn't just kill cat.

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    30 mins
  • Love In The Time Of Corpses
    May 23 2025

    DeGrave Brothers: House of Pain

    Episode 3 – "Love in the Time of Corpses"


    The DeGrave Brothers are back — broke, bitter, and barely hanging on. But when temptation comes knocking, it’s more than roaches getting evicted. This episode dives deep into desire, desperation, and the kind of late-night encounters that leave more than just emotional scars. Is it true love, or just another monster in disguise?

    Lock your doors, light a candle, and prepare for a raunchy, blood-splattered ride through the dark side of romance.


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    24 mins

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