D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns all his biases are 100% conscious; and more.

Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J; Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps on the ferry; We (my family) do everything - we're Mexican; The highs of lows of the Kimmel comeback; and more.

💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭
🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos!
Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! 🚗💨
💊 TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! Dave & Juan are calling it - this investment is DONE! 📉
⚜️🤠 Saints AND Texans fans... it's time to just give up! The boys are officially throwing in the towel on both teams! 😭
⛪ "Bruh, that's a CATHOLIC wedding!" - when you realize you're in for the LONG haul! The story behind this reaction is EVERYTHING! 💒
📺 "Welcome back Kimmel... well, maybe not quite." The lukewarm return that has everyone talking! 👀