Shazam, it's Gomer Pyle, USMC; Overly complicated bingo; All's fair in love and cake competitions; When it's so cold you're fingers split; Sure, it's wire fraud but was the song good?; Don Lemon delivers the perfect closing argument for the prosecution; And the Jussie Smolett Award for staging your own attack goes to ....; RIP Catherine O'Hara (and Lamont Sanford); NFL HOF Snubs Bill; Bill Gates allegedly needed a favor - and a doctor; and more.

Ice, Ice, Baby; Bring on the videos of people falling down on ice; Do you hear something? I think I hear something; Old bodies need new parts; The Art of The Deal, Greenland; Fire or firetruck & which of us is more valuable upon death -- real discussions men have with their wives; and more.

D&J - He couldn't possibly play worse than he did against the Steelers.
C.J. Stroud - Hold my beer!

When you're name is Percy (Master P), of course you name your son Mercy; National Champion Fernando Mendoza is a theater kid put a football on a dime; Do today's kid even know who MLK was?; The arrogance and ignorance of political views that say "if it comes from the other party, it's bad even if it's good"; As long as your brother poses as your mom, you're covered; Shhhh, apparently Denmark hasn't always cared about the people of Greenland; If you think AI is bad, imagine riding a horse to work; and more.