Episodes

  • Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall

    Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall
    May 10 2024
    Fail to the chief. This week:
    • Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame
    • Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making
    • The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    37 mins
  • Meghan And Harry Commit Yet Another Crime: Acknowledging The African Continent

    Meghan And Harry Commit Yet Another Crime: Acknowledging The African Continent
    May 3 2024
    We’re ailing from all this failing.

    This week:
    • King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it
    • Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown
    • White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    30 mins
  • Taylor Swift, Who Could Kill Us All With Her Bare Hands, HiTs ThE bOtTLe

    Taylor Swift, Who Could Kill Us All With Her Bare Hands, HiTs ThE bOtTLe
    Apr 26 2024
    Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:
    • William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it
    • An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate)
    • Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know.
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    40 mins
  • Meghan Markle Commits The Ultimate Atrocity: Making Jam

    Meghan Markle Commits The Ultimate Atrocity: Making Jam
    Apr 19 2024
    We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.
    This week:
    • A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs
    • WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY
    • A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :(
    Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    36 mins
  • DEVASTATING: Netflix Made Prince Andrew, A Sweet Angel Boy, Look Bad

    DEVASTATING: Netflix Made Prince Andrew, A Sweet Angel Boy, Look Bad
    Apr 12 2024
    It was a total fail-clypse of the heart.
    This week:
    • Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of
    • The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic
    • Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne.

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    38 mins
  • SCANDAL: JoJo Siwa Spotted With Monster PEEN

    SCANDAL: JoJo Siwa Spotted With Monster PEEN
    Apr 5 2024
    It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends.
    This week:
    • The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably
    • A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses
    • JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    32 mins
  • #KateGate: People Still Be Saying Stuff (Derogatory)

    #KateGate: People Still Be Saying Stuff (Derogatory)
    Mar 29 2024
    With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here.
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    38 mins
  • KateGate 2024: What We Know, But Mostly Don't

    KateGate 2024: What We Know, But Mostly Don't
    Mar 22 2024
    IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024.

    KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just can’t seem to get it right. Also, Obama’s in this now.

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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    45 mins