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Cryptic Accounts

Cryptic Accounts

By: Patrick Ryan
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Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​ A production of Aspire Unity LLCCopyright 2025 Cryptic Accounts Christianity Science Social Sciences Spirituality
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  • Ep. 95 - The Evidence They Don't Want You to See: Official Forum Launch
    Aug 6 2025

    Tonight marks a historic moment for the Cryptic Accounts community. We're officially launching our dedicated research forum at crypticaccounts.com/community - but this isn't just an announcement episode. We're revealing two pieces of explosive evidence that demonstrate exactly why we need a serious platform for evidence-based investigation.

    THE SMITHSONIAN GIANT COVER-UP For over a century, major institutions have systematically suppressed archaeological evidence of giant human remains found across America. We examine hundreds of documented newspaper reports from the 1800s and early 1900s that detail the discovery of 7 to 12-foot tall skeletons - including an 18-foot giant found in Texas in 1919. What happened to these specimens after the Smithsonian "acquired" them for "further study"? The answer will shock you.

    THE TR-3B BLACK MANTA: AMERICA'S SECRET ANTI-GRAVITY AIRCRAFT While the public debates conventional UFOs, the U.S. military has been operating triangular aircraft that defy known physics for decades. We reveal classified patents, witness testimonies, and satellite imagery that expose the TR-3B "Black Manta" - a 600-foot triangular craft that uses anti-gravity propulsion to achieve impossible flight characteristics. This isn't science fiction - it's operational military technology hidden in plain sight.

    LAUNCHING THE CRYPTIC ACCOUNTS RESEARCH COMMUNITY These investigations represent exactly the kind of evidence-based research our new forum is designed to support. At crypticaccounts.com/community, serious researchers can dive deep into documented cases, share verifiable evidence, and collaborate on investigations that mainstream institutions won't touch.

    Join a community where: ✓ Evidence-based investigation meets serious discussion ✓ Documented discoveries get the analysis they deserve

    ✓ Researchers collaborate on mysteries institutions ignore ✓ Quality research is valued over speculation

    Featured Categories:

    •Giants, Nephilim & Hybrid Beings

    •Advanced Technology & Black Projects

    •Paranormal & Supernatural Entities

    •Declassified & Government Secrets

    •Secret Space Programs & Hidden Technology

    •Consciousness & Metaphysical Phenomena

    This episode features comprehensive source documentation, historical evidence, and visual proof that challenges everything you've been told about ancient history and modern technology.

    Sign up and become a member today at crypticaccounts.com/community

    Timestamps: 00:00 - Teaser: The Evidence They're Hiding 02:30 - Forum Launch Announcement 05:45 - The Smithsonian Giant Cover-Up Investigation 28:20 - Community Message: Join the Research Hub 30:15 - The TR-3B Black Manta Exposed 52:40 - Final Community Call-to-Action 55:30 - Closing: What We've Built Together

    Sources & Links:

    •Complete source documentation available in forum posts

    •Visual evidence gallery at crypticaccounts.com/community

    •Join the discussion in "Giants, Nephilim & Hybrid Beings" category

    •Explore "Advanced Technology & Black Projects" research

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    45 mins
  • Ep. 94 - Dark Forces in Entertainment: Part 3 - The Spiritual War
    Jul 16 2025

    In this final part of our investigation into the dark forces operating in the entertainment industry, we reveal the ultimate agenda behind the patterns and puppet masters we've exposed. This isn't just about entertainment or cultural influence—it's about spiritual warfare and the preparation of humanity for end-times deception.

    We follow the documented money trails that fund this global system, from the $20 trillion controlled by BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street to the specific ownership stakes these firms hold in every major entertainment company. We examine insider testimonies from celebrities who've admitted to spiritual contracts and industry control, including documented statements from Katy Perry, Bob Dylan, Kanye West, and the late Isaac Kappy.

    Most importantly, we connect these patterns to biblical warnings about spiritual warfare and end-times deception. What we're witnessing isn't just cultural change—it's the fulfillment of biblical prophecy about the establishment of a global system that opposes God and seeks to deceive humanity.

    This episode examines current events showing the acceleration of this spiritual warfare, from the 2024 Grammy Awards' explicit satanic imagery to the suspicious death of Liam Payne following his statements about industry control. We explore how AI technology, social media algorithms, and virtual reality are creating new possibilities for spiritual manipulation and mass deception.

    But understanding this spiritual warfare isn't enough—we need practical strategies for protection. This episode provides specific guidance for developing biblical discernment, protecting your family from these influences, and maintaining spiritual health in an increasingly deceptive cultural environment.

    The choice before us isn't between engagement and isolation—it's between discernment and deception, between spiritual awareness and spiritual blindness, between biblical faithfulness and cultural compromise. The battle for your mind, your soul, and your family's spiritual future is happening right now.

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Ep. 93 - Dark Forces in Entertainment: Part 2 - The Puppet Masters
    Jul 9 2025

    The pattern is clear. Now we reveal who's behind it.

    In this second part of our investigation into the dark forces operating in the entertainment industry, we expose the handlers, the technology, and the global coordination that makes this system possible. From Marina Abramović's documented role as a celebrity handler and occult practitioner to the AI technology being used to monitor and control both artists and audiences, we follow the evidence into the heart of a global system of manipulation.

    This episode examines the documented connections between occult practitioners and entertainment celebrities, the technology being used to create unprecedented levels of surveillance and control, and the financial networks that coordinate messaging across the entire global entertainment landscape. We explore how the same occult symbols and themes appear simultaneously in entertainment across different countries and cultures, suggesting coordination rather than coincidence.

    Featured in this episode: Marina Abramović's "Spirit Cooking" dinners and celebrity connections, the technology of control including AI and VR manipulation, global coordination between different entertainment industries, the energy harvesting theory and what really happened at Astroworld, and the financial networks that fund this global agenda.

    #DarkForces #MarinaAbramovic #PuppetMasters #SpiritualWarfare #EntertainmentIndustry #OccultControl #CrypticAccounts #Astroworld #TechManipulation

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    1 hr and 28 mins
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