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Crunch Wears No Pants

Crunch Wears No Pants

By: Pulltab Sports
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 It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.© 2026 Pulltab Sports Basketball
Episodes
  • The Game of Thrones Draft

    The Game of Thrones Draft
    Mar 18 2026

    So much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game of Thrones Characters. HBO Max please sponsor us
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    33 mins
  • This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants

    This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants
    Mar 12 2026

    The vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.
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    38 mins
  • Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore

    Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore
    Mar 5 2026

    Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all the condolences and nice things people have said. Jordan also told me to tell you to look up Continuing Bonds Theory by Klass, Silverman, and Nickman, as well as Neimeyer's work on Meaning Reconstruction, and the Dual Process Model of Grief by Stroebe and Schut if you're curious to learn more about helpful grief theory that's helped him, especially in regards to pet loss. We love Dane, we love you, we love your pets.

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    1 hr and 19 mins
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