Episodes

  • E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?

    E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 28 2026
    Amber and Scott tackle the monumental three-hour epic The Odyssey , finding themselves hilariously out of their depth as they navigate a landscape filled with centaurs, Hydras, and confusing mythological lineage. They share a laugh over the absurdity of Greek gods using their powers to produce giant one-eyed offspring, while simultaneously questioning why Odysseus would choose to antagonize a deity like Poseidon by blinding his son. The duo is joined by a colorful trio of special correspondents—Morty the werewolf, Jimmy the zombie, and Von Murder the vampire—who drop by to offer their own unique, albeit unsolicited, expertise on the film’s various creature transformations and undead encounters. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were trapped in a cave with a giant Cyclops, would you try to wait it out or attempt a daring escape disguised as a lamb? If you were a soldier under Odysseus’s command, would you let your hunger win out and eat the Sun God’s cattle, knowing it would likely lead to your death? If you were Odysseus and you knew your men were destined to be picked off by a hydra, would you warn them or keep the secret to ensure your own survival? If you were one of the suitors who had been partying at Penelope’s house for twenty years, how would you react when the supposed beggar suddenly strings the legendary bow and reveals himself as the returning king? The conversation reaches a peak of ridiculousness when the hosts attempt to reconcile the physics of a giant cyclops picking up a human like a candy bar snack. Ultimately, the most hilarious point remains the sheer audacity of Odysseus, who decides to spend his long-awaited homecoming in disguise just to scope out the frat-house-level chaos unfolding in his own living room.
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    48 mins
  • E305 – One Night Only - What Would YOU Do?

    E305 – One Night Only - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 24 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the high-concept premise of One Night Only , a film depicting a dystopian America where premarital sex is strictly outlawed by a government mandate, leaving citizens with only twelve hours a year to engage in intimacy. The duo spends time dissecting the absurdity of a society that relies on color-changing arm biosensors to enforce chastity, while simultaneously questioning the inevitable black market for condoms that would arise in such a restrictive world. Their conversation takes a turn into the bizarre as they analyze the film’s heavy-handed product placement and the sheer logistical nightmare of trying to find a partner—or even a condom—in a citywide frenzy. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your partner, after two years of waiting, told you an hour before the mandate lifted that they planned to spend their one night of freedom with the neighbor instead of you? If you finally found a partner for the night but realized you were completely out of condoms, what lengths would you go to—including paying $200 for a display case model—to secure one? If a stranger you met in a park invited you to get "freaky," would you allow them to zip-tie your arms to a tree, and at what point does the desire for intimacy outweigh the fear of being robbed? If you were on a date with your celebrity crush who turned out to be a total nightmare, would you still go through with the encounter just to say you did it? When faced with a phone call from your partner while you are on the verge of finally being intimate with someone new, do you answer it or ignore it to focus on the moment? The episode reaches peak hilarity when the hosts discuss the absurdity of the film's climactic moments, specifically Scott’s persistent, ridiculous suggestion that the entire plot could have been solved if the characters just got it on inside a pizza shop. They conclude by marveling at how a movie about a twelve-hour sex mandate somehow ends up being the perfect catalyst for the most chaotic and unhinged conversation they’ve had to date.
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    46 mins
  • E304 – Cookie Queens - What Would YOU Do?

    E304 – Cookie Queens - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 21 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the high-stakes world of the documentary Cookie Queens , pulling back the curtain on the intense, multi-million dollar empire of the Girl Scout cookie season. They explore the blurred lines between leadership development and what one young subject bluntly identifies as child labor, all while marveling at the sheer logistics of moving 12,000 boxes of cookies in a single season. The duo also questions the bizarre evolution of cookie flavors, wondering why anyone would opt for a standard chocolate chip when the entire appeal of the tradition was once built on exclusivity. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: How would you react as a parent if your child set a lofty, multi-thousand box cookie goal that required your constant supervision and physical labor? If you were struggling to sell your remaining inventory toward the end of the season, would you be tempted to skirt the rules by undercutting the set price to move product? When your child hits their initial target early in the season, is it better to celebrate the win and stop, or do you push them to keep going to see what their true limits are? The conversation hits its peak absurdity when Scott proposes an illicit, renegade business model to move excess inventory, only to be reminded that the Girl Scout council likely doesn't appreciate independent price fixing. It serves as a hilarious reminder that even in the world of badges and sashes, there is always someone ready to treat a school fundraiser like a high-stakes corporate takeover.
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    29 mins
  • E303 – Motor City - What Would YOU Do?

    E303 – Motor City - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 19 2026
    Amber and Scott tackle the bizarre, near-silent experiment that is Motor City , a film so dialogue-starved that Scott’s intro contained more words than the entire movie combined. The duo finds themselves in a heated, humorous debate over whether the film's extreme lack of communication was a brilliant artistic choice or just a confusing narrative void. They also share a genuine moment of physical comedy, recalling how they sat in the dark clutching each other's hands during an intensely gruesome, claustrophobic fight scene inside an elevator. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were Reynolds and caught your partner kissing a stranger in an alley—would you resort to violence or accept that the relationship is over? What would you do if you were John, the man caught in the middle of a public altercation, knowing your opponent has bodyguards backing him up? What would you do if you were Sophia, left alone and facing eviction after your partner is suddenly arrested for a crime he didn't commit? What would you do if you were John and received a taunting letter from your rival while serving a 25-year prison sentence? What would you do if you were John and finally found the man who framed you and caused your partner's death after decades of hunting him down? The conversation takes a truly ridiculous turn when the hosts fixate on the protagonist’s DIY ingenuity in prison, specifically his decision to craft a shiv out of melted candy. Amber and Scott end the episode by firmly establishing their anti-shiv stance, opting instead to dream of using candy molds for much more civilized, seashell-shaped soaps.
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    26 mins
  • E302 – Moana - What Would YOU Do?

    E302 – Moana - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 17 2026
    Amber and Scott take a deep, albeit sleepy, dive into the live-action version of Moana , a film that left them questioning Disney’s pacing and the necessity of so many musical numbers. Between Scott’s hilarious confusion over the film's lore and Amber’s struggle to stay awake during the slower stretches, the duo finds brief moments of amusement in the Rock’s performance and the catchy, Oingo Boingo-esque "shiny" crab song. Their critique of the film’s runtime and the baffling decision to have Moana face such heavy burdens as a young child provides a humorous look at the frustrations of a modern family movie night. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were a young child, would you be able to handle the pressure of being told you are destined to rule your tribe, or would the weight of those expectations turn you into a complete brat? If you were Moana, would you relish the opportunity to lead your people and solve the island's crises, or would you rebel and just want to be a normal kid? If you were in a situation where a demigod companion abandoned you to jump down a mysterious, bottomless pit, would you follow him into the unknown or simply head back to the boat? If you suddenly realized that a glowing, magical heart belonged to a terrifying lava monster, would you actually attempt to hand it back to them? The conversation inevitably descends into pure chaos as Amber and Scott debate the anatomical proportions of a magical glowing gemstone and the absurdity of the film's "Godzilla-sized" Mother Nature creature. The most ridiculous highlight is undoubtedly their back-and-forth about the "Grinch-sized" heart, proving that even a legendary demigod is no match for their relentless, sleep-deprived commentary.
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    20 mins
  • E301 – Maddie’s Secret - What Would YOU Do?

    E301 – Maddie’s Secret - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 14 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic and often bewildering experience of watching Maddie’s Secret , a film that left them grappling with confusing casting choices and a tonal whiplash that made it difficult to discern if they were watching a campy comedy or a serious drama. The duo shares a hilarious, genuine moment of frustration over the film’s glaring script inconsistencies and the bizarre, passive-aggressive nature of the protagonist’s mother. Despite the confusion, they manage to find common ground in their shared disbelief over the movie's most jarring plot points. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were an employee unexpectedly called to your boss's office after a viral video success, only to find yourself reprimanded for violating your contract? How would you handle the aftermath if you were the husband, having been lied to about a pregnancy, only to discover the truth from a doctor while your spouse was hospitalized for bulimia? What would you do if you were in a treatment facility for an eating disorder and were faced with the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to perform your dream job, but it required breaking the rules and sneaking out? If you were a patient in a room with someone who was actively and dangerously rebelling against the facility’s rules, what would you do when your roommate decides to start exercising despite the risks? What would you do if your own mother, knowing your history and your current ethical stance as a vegetarian, sent you a weekly delivery of prime steaks to trigger your past trauma? The hosts conclude that the film’s most ridiculous element was undoubtedly the mother’s steak delivery, a move so blatantly malicious that it defies all logic. It remains the ultimate example of the film’s inability to decide if it was being profound or just completely unhinged.
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    42 mins
  • E300 – Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass - What Would YOU Do?

    E300 – Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 10 2026
    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic, campy world of Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass , a film that turns the harmless "hypothetical" celebrity crush into a full-blown international incident. The duo dissects the hilarious absurdity of a movie where a simple trip to a Jennifer Aniston book signing spirals into global espionage and accidental hit-and-runs. They also share a genuine laugh over the film’s clever use of The Wizard of Oz motifs, noting how Jon Hamm’s character essentially plays the role of the Wizard, doling out favors to a group of seekers who are far too deep into their own ridiculous quest. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your significant other actually took up the opportunity to redeem their celebrity sex pass? What would you do if you were in the middle of a limo ride after the person you report to just killed your partner and you needed to swap suitcases? What would you do if you decided to climb a fence using a rope made of your own clothing, only to find yourself on the property of a celebrity who is armed and ready to defend their home? What would you do if you were surrounded by gangsters with guns—would you try to negotiate or just hand over the briefcase to save your life? What would you do if the person who ordered your demise was standing right in front of you—would you have a rational conversation or would you want to take them down? The hosts wrap up by marveling at the film's most ridiculous sequence, where Gail, having just beaten a villain to a bloody pulp, casually cleans her dress with a stain stick as if nothing happened. It is the perfect, nonsensical cherry on top of a movie that refuses to take its own high-stakes premise seriously.
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    36 mins
  • E299 - Jackass: Best And Last - What Would YOU Do?

    E299 - Jackass: Best And Last - What Would YOU Do?
    Aug 7 2026
    Amber and Scott turn their attention to the chaotic, death-defying legacy of Jackass: Best And Last , reflecting on how the cast has evolved from their reckless twenties into their fifties. They discuss the surreal nature of Johnny Knoxville’s career, marveling at how a group of people managed to turn self-inflicted bodily harm into a global entertainment phenomenon without a single fatality. The hosts also touch on the bizarre meta-reality of the film’s production, specifically the absurdity of witnessing a legend like Brad Pitt get "abducted" in broad daylight at a local hot dog stand. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: Would you ever agree to turn a gun on yourself, even with safety protocols and protective gear in place? If Johnny Knoxville approached you at the start of his career with a plan to film dangerous, hospital-worthy stunts for internet fame, would you sign on? If you were trapped in a dark room and led to believe a deadly snake was loose inside with you, how would you react to ensure your survival? When running through a dark corridor only to realize you are slamming head-first into a gauntlet of hanging pots and pans, do you retreat or press forward into the unknown? If you were a bystander in Los Angeles and witnessed an apparent kidnapping of a celebrity like Brad Pitt, would you intervene or call the police? Ultimately, the hosts agree that the most ridiculous and stomach-churning moment of the entire franchise remains the bungee-corded porta-potty, which was unfortunately pre-loaded with "props" of the most disgusting variety. Amber and Scott conclude that while the Jackass crew’s commitment to their craft is undeniably legendary, it is a line of work they are more than happy to observe from a very safe distance.
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    21 mins