🎃 ChronoCast 15: The Haunted Update(Halloween Special)

It started at 3:13AM.

A firmware update nobody asked for.

Now your fridge knows your secrets, your costume won’t come off, and your reflection just winked — without you.

This Halloween, Zaxx Orion broadcasts from deep within the glitched static to decode the cursed patch sweeping across timelines. Featuring haunted headlines, cursed tech support, listener reports of spooky interference, and the feature segment “The Haunted Update.”

🔪 Haunted devices

🎭 Rogue reflections

📱 A smart candle with trust issues

This isn’t a glitch.

It’s an invitation.

Zaxx out. (But leave a nightlight on.)

📡 ChronoCast Ep 14 – “The Glitch That Called Itself Wobbert”
Broadcasting from 3125, where photosynthesis is a meal plan and your shadow might be ticking.

Zaxx tackles whispering ceiling fans, smart mirrors with eviction energy, and a Hoppr call that’s one tick away from meltdown.

🧠 Glitchmails? Chaotic.
🕰 Hoppr? Still useless.
👁 Wobbert? Possibly a personality patch. Possibly your new co-host.

🔊 Tune in before the lightbulb hickeys fade.

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