This week on ChronoCast, thoughts are buffering, mirrors are petty, and the word “telephone” doesn’t mean what it used to.

Zaxx receives glitchmail from reflective oracles, emotionally needy toothbrushes, and one listener whose coworker is trapped in ringtone purgatory.

Meanwhile, Hoppr Support blames everything on historical autocorrect — including why your fridge now salutes you and demands a national anthem.

Then it happens: a telepathic update bug sends entire populations spiraling into public reenactments of Renaissance battles, musical mashups, or ancestral social media memories.

You know, typical phone issues.

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Next time on ChronoCast:

A forbidden scent that makes you remember who you were almost supposed to be.

ChronoCast – Episode 20: “Blackout Friday"

Reality crashes during seasonal sales, the parking lot develops a sixth level that wasn’t there yesterday, and shopping carts now require a DNA link to steer.

Zaxx navigates the cosmic chaos of 3125’s holiday rush — including glitchmail from frustrated gift-buyers, a support call about interdimensional return policies, and one shopper trapped in a “Buy One, Loop Forever” loop.

🌀 Headline meltdown

📡 Glitchmail confusion

☎️ Hoppr Support denial

🎁 Feature segment: Holiday shopping... gone quantum

Happy ThanksGifting. May your receipt be printable.

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🦃 Episode 19 – “Thanks for Nothing”

In the year 3125, even gratitude has a glitch.

This week on ChronoCast:

A mandatory gratitude app, haunted leftovers, and a dining table that flips itself when you pick the wrong stuffing. Zaxx navigates the hyper-digitized nightmare of Thanksgiving in the future — where family arguments are streamed, stuffing is self-aware, and your fridge won't open unless you cry.

📡 Glitchmail includes:

• A smart kitchen that seasons your trauma

• DRM-protected prayers

• Passive-aggressive wallpaper... again

☎️ Hoppr Support tackles a gravy dispute turned emotional hostage situation.

Featuring an unwanted guest Zaxx is calling, "Matthew"