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Chronicled

Chronicled

By: Hoof & Fang
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Audiobook narrator Kirt Graves and author Maz Maddox spent over two years reading, recapping, and reacting to the Scholastic middle-grade science fiction series Animorphs. Kirt read the series as a child. Maz is reading it for the first time. Previously only available to their Patreon subscribers, anyone can now enjoy their take on the highs and lows of this epic, ridiculous, heartbreaking, and heart-warming series...which neither of them can believe was written for children.Copyright 2025 Hoof & Fang Art Literary History & Criticism
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  • Animorphs #8 The Alien
    Sep 28 2025

    Audiobook narrator Kirt Graves & author Maz Maddox recap and react to the science fiction series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate. Kirt has fond memories of reading the books as a child. Maz has no idea what she's getting into. What will two middle-aged, book-obsessed adults think of this middle-grade series? Follow along as they cheer and jeer the adventures of Jake, Cassie, Marco, Rachel, Tobias, and Ax.

    Book Description: "What would you do if you were the only alien trapped on a strange planet? Probably freak out, right? Well, that's what Ax feels like doing. But as an Andalite warrior-cadet, he has to be pretty cool about stuff like that. He's been hanging out with the Animorphs ever since the Dome ship was destroyed by the Yeerks, and his brother, Prince Elfangor, was destroyed by Visser Three.

    Life on Earth is pretty different for Ax. But there is one thing he, Cassie, Marco, Jake, Rachel, and Tobias have in common. Something that one alien, four kids, and a hawk know they have to do...stop the Yeerks..."

    Like what you heard in this episode? Why wait for the rest? You can purchase all of Kirt & Maz's discussions for the entire series -- 54 regular books, 4 Chronicles, 4 Megamorphs -- as well as their reaction to the Nickelodeon TV series at www.patreon.com/hoofandfang/shop. That's dozens of hours of entertainment for one low price.

    Find more about Kirt at https://www.kirtreads.com/

    Find more about Maz at https://www.mazmaddox.com/

    Chronicled and Hoof & Fang are produced by Kirt Graves & Maz Maddox. All copyrighted material is shared with permission. Music & sound effects are licensed through Storyblocks Audio. All opinions shared are those of the individuals and do not reflect the positions or policies of any company or organization with which they happen to be associated.

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    39 mins
  • Megamorphs #1 The Andalite's Gift
    Sep 21 2025

    Audiobook narrator Kirt Graves & author Maz Maddox recap and react to the science fiction series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate. Kirt has fond memories of reading the books as a child. Maz has no idea what she's getting into. What will two middle-aged, book-obsessed adults think of this middle-grade series? Follow along as they cheer and jeer the adventures of Jake, Cassie, Marco, Rachel, Tobias, and Ax.

    Book Description: "We never should have done it. But we needed a break. You know, some time off from the superhero stuff. A chance to act like normal kids. Well — as normal as four kids who can morph, a hawk, and an alien can be. Everything should have been cool.

    Now Rachel is missing. And there's this... this thing that's after us. But it's not up to me to tell the whole story. Tobias, Cassie, Marco, and Ax were there, too. Even Rachel has some info to add. So go ahead and check this out. And remember not to tell anyone what we're about to tell you. It could mean the difference between life and death. Or worse..."

    Like what you heard in this episode? Why wait for the rest? You can purchase all of Kirt & Maz's discussions for the entire series -- 54 regular books, 4 Chronicles, 4 Megamorphs -- as well as their reaction to the Nickelodeon TV series at www.patreon.com/hoofandfang/shop. That's dozens of hours of entertainment for one low price.

    Find more about Kirt at https://www.kirtreads.com/

    Find more about Maz at https://www.mazmaddox.com/

    Chronicled and Hoof & Fang are produced by Kirt Graves & Maz Maddox. All copyrighted material is shared with permission. Music & sound effects are licensed through Storyblocks Audio. All opinions shared are those of the individuals and do not reflect the positions or policies of any company or organization with which they happen to be associated.

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    37 mins
  • Animorphs #7 The Stranger
    Sep 14 2025

    Audiobook narrator Kirt Graves & author Maz Maddox recap and react to the science fiction series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate. Kirt has fond memories of reading the books as a child. Maz has no idea what she's getting into. What will two middle-aged, book-obsessed adults think of this middle-grade series? Follow along as they cheer and jeer the adventures of Jake, Cassie, Marco, Rachel, Tobias, and Ax.

    Book Description: "Okay. Rachel and the other Animorphs have finally found the new entrance to the Yeerk pool. They've even figured out a way to sneak in. The infamous roach morph. But they didn't count on roaches being a Taxxon delicacy. This time escape doesn't look so good.

    And then everything stops. Everything. The feasting Taxxon, the human-Controllers, the Hork-Bajir. Time. Now Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Jake, Tobias, and Ax are in for their wildest trip ever. They're going to get the chance to decide whether they want to stay on Earth and fight the Yeerks. Or go to another planet. And the guy giving them the choice says he can save them. Now all they have to do is make the choice...."

    Like what you heard in this episode? Why wait for the rest? You can purchase all of Kirt & Maz's discussions for the entire series -- 54 regular books, 4 Chronicles, 4 Megamorphs -- as well as their reaction to the Nickelodeon TV series at www.patreon.com/hoofandfang/shop. That's dozens of hours of entertainment for one low price.

    Find more about Kirt at https://www.kirtreads.com/

    Find more about Maz at https://www.mazmaddox.com/

    Chronicled and Hoof & Fang are produced by Kirt Graves & Maz Maddox. All copyrighted material is shared with permission. Music & sound effects are licensed through Storyblocks Audio. All opinions shared are those of the individuals and do not reflect the positions or policies of any company or organization with which they happen to be associated.

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    37 mins
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