(0:00) Chris recounts his ROUGH Sunday night

(6:30) Stugotz tries to guess Simms’ Saturday routine

(10:25) All Gas, or Pump the Brakes?...Ben Johnson’s Bears offense

(15:05) Giants QB Jaxson Dart

(20:45) Patriots QB Drake Maye

(22:30) Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson

(23:30) Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty

(25:20 ) Eagles S Andrew Mukuba

(26:55) Dolphins QB Quinn Ewers

(31:50) Colts QB Anthony Richardson

(37:10) BREAKING NEWS: CB Xavien Howard signs with Colts

(40:05) _____-Alarm Fire: Rams QB situation

(44:45) Browns QB situation

(49:35) Cowboys backup QB situation

(52:10) Tyler Shough

(54:45) Simms Texts: Cam Ward needs to lift a weight

(59:15) C.J. Stroud has the keys to the car

(1:00:55) 49ers WRs don’t scare anyone

(1:02:25) NFC West odds: are the Seahawks underrated?

(1:05:00) Is Jared Goff overpaid?

(0:25) Welcome - don't worry, it'll start to sound better

(8:05) How should Arch Manning deal with lofty expectations at Texas?

(16:00) How concerning is Jordan Love's injury? And should Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat if Packers have a rough year?

(20:50) Joe Flacco will reportedly start Week 1 for the Browns

(23:45) What's More Likely: Aaron Rodgers is Charlie Checkdown or lets it rip?

(27:00) What's More Likely: Kyler Murray or Dak Prescott finishes as a Top-5 MVP candidate?

(32:35) What's More Likely: Travis Hunter is DPOY or a sub-500 yard WR?

(34:00) What's More Likely: Patriots win double digits or are drafting in the Top 15?

(35:05) What's More Likely: Commanders or Vikings miss the playoffs?

(43:15) Bears fans are nervous, and Simms tells them to R-E-L-A-X

(48:00) Ravens might've gotten a steal with Mike Green

(51:15) Stugotz thinks John Harbaugh and Sean McDermott should be under more scrutiny if their teams don't make the Super Bowl

(1:02:15) Would You Be Shocked if Michael Penix Jr was a Top 5 QB? If someone other than the Chiefs won the AFC West? If Brian Daboll was the Giants coach next year?

(0:00) Welcome to the show, Stugotz!

(5:55) The most exciting thing that Simms witnessed this weekend

(8:55) Rookie QB Headlines: Real or Relax? Cam Ward understood the assignment

(12:20) Jaxson Dart fuels optimism, as does Abdul Carter

(17:40) Shedeur Sanders has complicated the Browns QB competition

(22:30) Tyler Shough outperformed Spencer Rattler

(26:00) Jalen Milroe sets social media on fire

(31:20) Like The Look: Jets under Aaron Glenn

(38:35) Like The Look: Jaguars under Liam Coen

(43:50) Like The Look: Broncos & LB Nik Bonnito

(45:55) Like The Look: 49ers D under Robert Saleh

(48:25) Like The Look: Bryce Young in the pocket

(50:00) Which coach gives the strongest Stugotz energy?

(53:35) Top 5 QBs who won't be starting by Week 7

(0:00) The set debate continues, and Ahmed has some news

(6:55) Preseason Week 1: To Play, or Not to Play?

(22:40) Contender Achilles’ Heels: AFC

(48:50) Contender Achilles’ Heels: NFC

(1:12:00) DraftKings: Playoff Odds of Last Year’s Playoff Teams

(1:14:20) Hot Take Time Machine: How predictive were quotes from last August?

(0:00) The homies are torn on the new studio

(4:45) Hall of Fame Game Chargers takeaways: Omarion Hampton, KeAndre Lambert-Smith, & Trey Lance

(20:05) Lions takeaways: New coordinators, Hendon Hooker, & O-line in flux

(24:30) Chris’ semi-feud with Jim Harbaugh comes full circle

(34:45) Pay The Man? Would you rather have Micah Parsons or…

(51:30) Would you rather have Terry McLaurin or…

(57:50) Would you rather have James Cook or…

(1:03:45) News: Colts list Daniel Jones OR Anthony Richardson as QB1

(1:12:15 ) Shedeur Sanders misses practice with arm soreness

(1:18:50) Matthew Stafford will play “in near future”

(0:00) The homies are calling for Devin

(2:50) Hall of Fame Game: Can Justin Herbert take the next step? How much will the Lions miss their coordinators?

(16:20) Offseason News: Raiders release DT Christian Wilkins

(19:55) Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers, swap Minkah Fitzpatrick for Jalen Ramsey

(27:00) Dolphins already struggling with injuries

(28:00) Patriots: “Mike Vrabel is the real deal”

(33:20) Super Bowl Windows: AFC teams

(52:25) Super Bowl Windows: NFC teams

(1:09:20) Patriots Trivia: Is Devin or Rodney the better Belichick disciple?

(0:00) Welcome to our new studio!

(5:45) Chris looks back at Ahmed’s answers to a 2006 bachelor survey

(9:55) Bust The Narrative: Holdouts are a distraction (Micah Parsons, Terry McLaurin)

(21:15) Eagles aren’t “defending” champs

(24:45) Chiefs are bringing back the deep ball

(31:15) Matthew Stafford being out of training camp is “no concern”

(34:20) Kirk Cousins as a backup can only help the Falcons

(41:30) Training Camp Mysteries: Who will win the Browns QB competition?

(47:50) How will Aaron Rodgers gel with Steelers?

(51:05) How will the Lions new coordinators do?

(57:00) Is the "last dance" for this Ravens team?

(59:40) How much will Travis Hunter play on each side of the ball?

(1:02:15) How are 2nd-year QBs adjusting to new offenses? (Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, J.J. McCarthy)

(1:06:50) Is the Tua Tagovailoa & Tyreek Hill relationship broken?

(1:12:00) Madden 99 Club: Who would make Chris' list?

(0:00) Simms has airline trouble again!

(5:30) Where does the Lamar-Allen-Burrow-Mahomes Core Four rank historically?

(18:00) Mahomes at #4 has some folks frazzled. And how much weight should be given to playoff performance and wins?

(31:20) You're not gonna believe this, but some people don't understand the Jalen Hurts ranking

(39:00) Would You Rather be GM of a team with young roster and some upside or with aging roster that's near it's ceiling?

(41:20) Would You Rather have a top-5 offense and bottom-10 defense or a top-5 defense and bottom-10 offense?

(46:15) Would You Rather have Travis Hunter play 50% of snaps on both sides or 90% of snaps on one side of the ball?

(48:45) Would You Rather be Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, or Jalen Milroe for this season?

(51:25) New hobby: Bird Watching!

(53:45) Feel better or worse about the Lions?

(55:45) Could Aaron Rodgers turn back the clock and play at an MVP-level for the Steelers?

(58:25) Who are the best & worst arm talents?

(1:01:30) We wrap things up with the mailbag: Top 3 athletes of all-time, which co-host would Simms want to throw a pass to save humanity, the Big Effer's throwing advice to young Christopher, and one spot to hit up on the Jersey Shore.