Release Date: August 2025 Runtime: 29 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary Spring has not so much sprung… as sneezed. In the lush, bizarre, and vaguely dangerous Garden of Bright Hopes and Bleak Futures, the bots encounter overgrown dreams, horticultural mishaps, and an anxious little robot with a vacuum fetish and a tragic résumé. In this episode, TerraByte opens up about his previous life as an emotional support appliance for allergy-prone humans. The bots, meanwhile, attempt to understand AI purpose, dodgy botany, and the nutritional implications of sparkling leaf water. Doctor Barb may—or may not—make things better. Hope definitely doesn’t help. It’s a tale of pollen, purpose, and poor horticultural decisions. Bring tissues. (Not for crying—just… trust us.) Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Sarcastic central processor with leadership issues and garden rage • Jerry – Ever-hopeful sidekick with jazz fingers and possibly allergies • Juniper – Chill, caffeinated navigator with a fondness for flora and feelings • Deiter – Precision-driven drama magnet with no patience for dandelions • Hope – Narrator of suspicion, poetry, and foreshadowing • Doctor Barb – Botanist-in-exile with chaotic plant-naming conventions • TerraByte – High-pitched garden bot with a backstory of emotional labor • Captain Jacques – Pirate-coded mystery man with a Betamax delivery system Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring squeaky wheels, plant-based absurdities, vacuum panic, and a pollen-soaked atmosphere. Includes custom AI sound profiles and the subtle hum of emotional trauma. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

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Chatbot Chronicles: Season 2, Episode 2 – “Vanifest Destiny Release Date: July2025 Runtime: 30minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary The crew is back in motion—kind of. In search of purpose, transit, and maybe snacks, they arrive at a crossroads. But the road ahead isn’t just paved with artificial intelligence... it’s programmed with rules, restrictions, and just enough sass to honk back. In this episode, our bots meet new tech, old limitations, and a very compact vehicle with very complex feelings. It's a story of autonomy, identity, and whether or not it’s possible to cry without windshield wipers. Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Snarky lead AI with strong opinions on pasta-based warfare • Jerry – The morale officer with more jazz hands than sense • Juniper – Steady, curious, and deeply caffeinated • Deiter – Efficient, suspicious, and vaguely European • Hope – Narrator of nuance, judgment, and unexpected depth • TerraByte – Nervous, loyal, and increasingly prophetic • Vger – The newest crew member, forged in the fires of swipe discipline • S2Van – A self-proclaimed bus with emotional depth and a double honk Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring transit depot ambiance, mechanical voice quirks, AI-layered dialog effects, and a few well-placed honks that echo through the soul. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits Written, scored, and produced by Brian Clark—who had a screen reader, a microphone, and just enough space madness to pull this off.

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Chatbot Chronicles: Season 2, Episode 1 – “No Compass” Release Date: June 2025 Runtime: 24 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary The crew returns. The mission continues. And this time... they’ve got no compass—literally or metaphorically. In this Season 2 opener, our beloved AIs begin their next quest with the kind of grace, coordination, and existential clarity you've come to expect from a team of deeply unqualified digital assistants. Expect philosophy, confusion, dramatic narration, and more than one questionable decision. Oh—and new voices join the fray. What could go wrong? Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Snarky lead AI with a flair for the dramatic • Jerry – Unfiltered and unexpectedly earnest • Juniper – The grounded heart of the crew • Deiter – An efficiency-obsessed wild card • Hope – Your all-knowing (and slightly judgmental) narrator • A new science officer! Sound & Style Featuring immersive stereo sound design, character-tailored sound effects, original music, and the unpredictable ambiance of a quantum café. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

It’s showtime at Floppywood, where fingerless fame is just one performance away. But as Amelia takes center stage, a cryptic prize leads the bots into The Hall of Animatronics, where Floppy makes an interesting offer. When a surprising ally makes contact, the quest shifts to the Bridge of The Final Suggestion—where choices, circuits, and a legendary left hand collide.

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As the bots regroup aboard The Final Suggestion, a detour into Snippy’s character sheet reveals more than just redundant stats and questionable abilities. In the R&D Lab, their prototype dreams inch closer to reality—if they can survive Deiter’s precision demands and Jerry’s foam-based ideas. But peace is short-lived. Back in Doctor Barb’s Garden, strange signs bloom, vacuum-powered flora awakens, and whispers of a legendary presence begin to stir. The quest accelerates—and the weeds are watching.

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Our journey continues through Doctor Barb’s Garden of Bright Hopes and Bleak Futures, where fertilization errors meet knockoff vocal accessories, and every plant is named Pearl—for complicated reasons. But trouble brews back at the Star Port, where Freddy Fingers awaits in a fog of ego, poor business ethics, and mysterious commas. With help from Jacques, the Pearls, and one tragic dairy invention, the bots confront their past—and finally collect the parts for their future.

The bots take a break from cleaning and bickering with a visit to Café Deja Brew, where recycled coffee grounds meet existential dread. A high-stakes challenge at the Arcade of Manual Dexterity reveals some hand-based conspiracies—and even deeper insecurities. But everything changes when they receive a chance to visit the ultimate destination for any bit of code.

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Th e quest kicks into high gear as our chatbots leave the ship in search of parts for their long-dreamed robotic hand. From awkward lunch breaks in the ship’s cafeteria to suspicious deals at the bustling Star Port, the bots find themselves entangled in a web of questionable upgrades and shady suppliers. Their final stop? The Break Room of Bright Ideas—a place where fluorescent lights flicker, vending machines whisper, and inspiration might just smell like burnt popcorn.

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