Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~27 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary Snacks. Love. Illusions. And spreadsheets. In this episode, the bots dive headfirst into a world of questionable logic and laminated paranoia. Inside the Captain’s Wardroom, Deiter unveils his infamous “Diorama of Deductions”—a red-yarn-fueled conspiracy board linking snack shortages to cosmic destiny. But is it logic… or just love in disguise? Also, there’s a meat product that listens. This is Deiter’s Deductions. Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Snarky AI with leadership issues and snack rage • Jerry – Sidekick, jazz hands, and fainting goat impersonator • Juniper – Calm navigator, laminator of questionable things • Deiter – Efficiency-obsessed drama magnet with a conspiracy wall • Hope – Narrator of judgment, poetry, and ominous snack truths • TerraByte – High-pitched garden bot with too much glue access Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring snack cult ambiance, retro arcade flashbacks, laminated conspiracy boards, and the tragic hum of cubicle despair. Includes original music, AI-tailored sound cues, and the occasional spreadsheet lament. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

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