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Big Envelopes

By: Aaron Eisenberg, Will Eisenberg
Narrated by: Abbi Jacobson, Whitney Peak, Susie Essman, Judy Greer, Timothy Simons, Aaron Jennings, a full cast
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  • Summary

  • It used to be: Make good grades, get good SAT scores, write a good essay, and you were on your way to a good college. Now? Kiss that world goodbye. Merit isn’t a sure thing. Connections are everything. And money talks– a lot.

    Enter Kelly Pritzker (Abbi Jacobson), a shrewd, New Jersey-based college “consultant” who isn’t above faking athletic profiles, seducing administrators, greasing palms, and juicing GPAs. When it comes to getting the under-qualified and uber-privileged into the Ivy League, Kelly’s the closest thing you’ll find to a guarantee...If you can afford her, that is.

    But after an admissions scandal breaks on the West Coast, anonymous letters start appearing in Kelly’s mailbox, threatening to take down her entire operation. And when a mysterious teenager, Hadley (Whitney Peak), shows up at her door, a revelation about both of their pasts starts to upend Kelly's present…

    Starring Abbi Jacobson (Broad City, A League of Their Own), Whitney Peak (Gossip Girl), Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Judy Greer (Archer), Timothy Simons (Veep), the Sklar Brothers (Dumb People Town), and written and directed by Aaron and Will Eisenberg (Comedy Central's Cursed Friends), Big Envelopes is a razor-sharp satire that delivers a peek behind the ivy curtain of the 10-billion-dollar college admissions industry.

    For Kelly, getting kids into school is easy. It’s staying out of jail that’s the hard part.

    Please note: This podcast is intended for adults. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.
    ©2023 Aaron Eisenberg Entertainment, Inc. & Will Eisenberg Productions, Inc. (P)2023 Audible Originals, LLC
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  • Big Envelopes Trailer

    Big Envelopes Trailer
    Nov 30 2023

    It used to be: Make good grades, get good SAT scores, write a good essay, and you were on your way to a good college. Now? Kiss that world goodbye. Merit isn’t a sure thing. Connections are everything. And money talks–a lot.

    Enter Kelly Pritzker (Abbi Jacobson), a shrewd, New Jersey-based college “consultant” who isn’t above faking athletic profiles, seducing administrators, greasing palms, and juicing GPAs. When it comes to getting the under-qualified and uber-privileged into the Ivy League, Kelly’s the closest thing you’ll find to a guarantee...If you can afford her, that is.

    But after an admissions scandal breaks on the West Coast, anonymous letters start appearing in Kelly’s mailbox, threatening to take down her entire operation. And when a mysterious teenager, Hadley (Whitney Peak), shows up at her door, a revelation about both of their pasts starts to upend Kelly's present…

    Starring Abbi Jacobson (Broad City, A League of Their Own), Whitney Peak (Gossip Girl), Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Judy Greer (Archer), Timothy Simons (Veep), the Sklar Brothers (Dumb People Town), and written and directed by Aaron and Will Eisenberg (Comedy Central's Cursed Friends), Big Envelopes is a razor-sharp satire that delivers a peek behind the ivy curtain of the 10-billion-dollar college admissions industry.

    For Kelly, getting kids into school is easy. It’s staying out of jail that’s the hard part.

    Please note: This podcast is intended for adults. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.
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  • Episode 1: The Snitch

    Episode 1: The Snitch
    Dec 14 2023
    Kelly Pritzker is a New Jersey based college “consultant," hell-bent on getting her rich, unqualified clients into the schools of their parents' dreams—by any means necessary. But when a secret from her own college years resurfaces, just as an admissions scandal on the West Coast threatens her business, it’s Kelly who starts to worry about her future.
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  • Episode 2: Saving Face

    Episode 2: Saving Face
    Dec 14 2023
    Now a duo, Kelly and Hadley have their work cut out for them when an unfortunate photo on social media jeopardizes an all-star client's slam dunk application. And just as Kelly tries to put the anonymous letter behind her, her new assistant swears she's being followed…
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    33 mins
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