Episodes

  • “I Matched with My Therapist on a Kink App… and She Had a Safe Word for Everything 😳🖤”

    “I Matched with My Therapist on a Kink App… and She Had a Safe Word for Everything 😳🖤”
    Jun 1 2025
    What happens when your search for intimacy turns into the ultimate emotional and physical exposure? This week, things get tied up—literally—as one man swipes right on a dominatrix… only to realize it’s his actual therapist. From bondage to breakthroughs, leather to life lessons, this episode dives deep into the most awkwardly erotic mistake you never want to admit to HR. Tune in for safe words, mental health boundaries, and a dominatrix named “Mistress Boundaria” who really knows her way around emotional baggage. NSFW? Definitely.
    Therapeutic? Somehow… yes.
    Unforgettable? You’ll need therapy just to process it.
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    3 mins
  • “Alexa, Who’s Moaning in My Smart Fridge?”

    “Alexa, Who’s Moaning in My Smart Fridge?”
    May 25 2025
    In this steamy tech-fueled episode of Between the Sheets and Punchlines, things get hot in the kitchen—literally. When Katie and Ryan hear strange moans coming from their smart fridge, they uncover a tangled web of digital desire, voice assistant jealousy, and one very aroused appliance. Featuring a hacker with a fridge fetish, an Alexa with abandonment issues, and a night of passion powered by Wi-Fi, this absurd erotic comedy explores what happens when your smart home gets too smart… and a little too horny. Warning: May cause laughter, arousal, and an overwhelming urge to unplug your blender.
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    2 mins
  • Grandma’s Secret OnlyFans

    Grandma’s Secret OnlyFans
    May 24 2025
    When Jason finds out his sweet 82-year-old grandma is raking in cash on a secret foot-focused OnlyFans, everything he thought he knew about family, the internet, and orthopedic shoes is turned upside down. In this hysterically horny tale of senior sass and accidental online fame, discover how GranDommeGladys became a toe-tally unexpected icon in the fetish world. From confused relatives to unexpected sponsorships by corn pad companies, this episode proves you're never too old to make internet history—one tasteful toe pic at a time. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, mild discomfort, and an urge to call your grandma.
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    2 mins
  • "The Sex Dungeon That Came with the House"

    "The Sex Dungeon That Came with the House"
    May 18 2025
    They thought they were buying a quiet suburban fixer-upper… until they found the basement door that no one mentioned during the tour. What lies beneath? Velvet ropes, a suspicious fog machine, and a Craigslist listing that reads: “lightly used.” Join us for the real estate adventure that turned into a full-blown pleasure palace mystery. Whips, awkward neighbor confessions, and open-house orgies—this episode has it all.
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    2 mins
  • "The Accidental Orgy at the Potluck"

    "The Accidental Orgy at the Potluck"
    May 8 2025
    "It was just supposed to be casseroles and conversation—until Aunt Linda's 'special brownies' turned a suburban potluck into a steamy, saucy, and wildly inappropriate neighborhood bonding session. Find out what REALLY went down between the hummus and the homemade sangria. You’ll never trust a dessert table again."
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    3 mins
  • “Magic Mike’s Brother: Budget Barry”

    “Magic Mike’s Brother: Budget Barry”
    May 8 2025
    You’ve seen Magic Mike… now meet the discount version! Slippery stages, offbeat dance moves, and more baby oil than safety regulations allow. Can Budget Barry bring the heat—or will he just break a hip? This is the strip show nobody asked for… but everyone will laugh through anyway!"
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    3 mins
  • Episode 3: "The Horniest Ghost in the Airbnb"

    Episode 3: "The Horniest Ghost in the Airbnb"
    May 7 2025
    Moaning from the attic. Invisible gropes
    When Tina books a cozy mountain Airbnb for a quiet solo getaway, she expects wine, journaling, and maybe a few raccoons. What she gets instead? A flirtatious ghost with a British accent and centuries of pent-up lust.


    From suggestive whispers in the mirror to sensual spooning with a spirit named Reginald, this episode proves that even the afterlife gets thirsty.


    Is it haunted… or just really well-loved?


    Highlights include:


    A ghost mid-orgasm death story


    Ectoplasmic boundaries


    Ghostly pickup lines


    The world’s first haunted booty call




    Tune in and find out why this Airbnb is rated 5 stars… and one spectral O.
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    3 mins
  • The MILF and the Mailman... and the HOA President

    The MILF and the Mailman... and the HOA President
    May 6 2025
    When Karen—suburban goddess and queen of cul-de-sac thirst—finally catches her favorite mailman slipping more than just letters into her box, things heat up fast… until the HOA president shows up with citations and a clipboard full of passive-aggressive energy. Will the threesome ever make it to second base without a noise complaint? Or will HOA bylaws ruin yet another fantasy in khakis? 🛏️ Featuring:
    • Steamy mailroom metaphors
    • Neighborhood gnome drama
    • An erotic use of Section 7B
    • And the least sexy "Suburban Intimacy Notice" ever filed
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    3 mins