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Between the Sheets and Punchlines

Between the Sheets and Punchlines

By: Corey Turner
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🔥 "What Happens When Stand-Up Comedy Meets Bedroom Confessions?" 😂🛏️
Welcome to Between the Sheets and Punchlines — the raunchy, ridiculous, and wildly relatable show where steamy stories meet savage one-liners. Each episode dives deep into awkward hookups, seductive disasters, and hilarious truths you probably shouldn’t admit out loud... but we do anyway. Think late-night comedy meets late-night regrets — with a side of lube and laughter. 😳 Too hot for Netflix, too funny for OnlyFans.
Click play… and bring tissues. For laughing. Probably.2025
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  • “I Matched with My Therapist on a Kink App… and She Had a Safe Word for Everything 😳🖤”
    Jun 1 2025
    What happens when your search for intimacy turns into the ultimate emotional and physical exposure? This week, things get tied up—literally—as one man swipes right on a dominatrix… only to realize it’s his actual therapist. From bondage to breakthroughs, leather to life lessons, this episode dives deep into the most awkwardly erotic mistake you never want to admit to HR. Tune in for safe words, mental health boundaries, and a dominatrix named “Mistress Boundaria” who really knows her way around emotional baggage. NSFW? Definitely.
    Therapeutic? Somehow… yes.
    Unforgettable? You’ll need therapy just to process it.
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    3 mins
  • “Alexa, Who’s Moaning in My Smart Fridge?”
    May 25 2025
    In this steamy tech-fueled episode of Between the Sheets and Punchlines, things get hot in the kitchen—literally. When Katie and Ryan hear strange moans coming from their smart fridge, they uncover a tangled web of digital desire, voice assistant jealousy, and one very aroused appliance. Featuring a hacker with a fridge fetish, an Alexa with abandonment issues, and a night of passion powered by Wi-Fi, this absurd erotic comedy explores what happens when your smart home gets too smart… and a little too horny. Warning: May cause laughter, arousal, and an overwhelming urge to unplug your blender.
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    2 mins
  • Grandma’s Secret OnlyFans
    May 24 2025
    When Jason finds out his sweet 82-year-old grandma is raking in cash on a secret foot-focused OnlyFans, everything he thought he knew about family, the internet, and orthopedic shoes is turned upside down. In this hysterically horny tale of senior sass and accidental online fame, discover how GranDommeGladys became a toe-tally unexpected icon in the fetish world. From confused relatives to unexpected sponsorships by corn pad companies, this episode proves you're never too old to make internet history—one tasteful toe pic at a time. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, mild discomfort, and an urge to call your grandma.
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    2 mins

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