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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi

    357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi
    Oct 1 2025

    You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products

    356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products
    Sep 24 2025

    Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r

    Join our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

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    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

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    52 mins
  • 355: Reviews of Community Theaters

    355: Reviews of Community Theaters
    Sep 17 2025

    Send in the clowns!

    See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r

    Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

    Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr
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I relisten to my favourite episodes all the time, especially when I'm sad or anxious. Xandy and xtine have the most comforting funny family dynamic and the content is a funny, often outrageous look at the mundane and trivial side of life

I relisten all the time

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