Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By: Forever Dog
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  • A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
    © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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Episodes
  • 335: Reviews of Beans

    335: Reviews of Beans
    Apr 30 2025
    We love Pinto Macbean and definitely not because we're afraid of him! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 334: Reviews of Laundromats

    334: Reviews of Laundromats
    Apr 23 2025
    Everyone wish Christine a happy birthday! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 333: Reviews of Tiki Bars

    333: Reviews of Tiki Bars
    Apr 16 2025
    See us on tour and don't throw quarters at us!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins

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I relisten all the time

I relisten to my favourite episodes all the time, especially when I'm sad or anxious. Xandy and xtine have the most comforting funny family dynamic and the content is a funny, often outrageous look at the mundane and trivial side of life

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