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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
Episodes
  • 371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy

    371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy
    Jan 7 2026

    Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?

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    46 mins
  • 370: Reviews of Hangover Cures

    370: Reviews of Hangover Cures
    Dec 31 2025

    Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp.

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    SPONSORS:

    Check out https://boxiecat.com/beach for a discount on BoxieCat's self-cleaning litter!

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    We have merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

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    58 mins
  • 369: Reviews of Mall Santas

    369: Reviews of Mall Santas
    Dec 24 2025

    2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games

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    59 mins
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I relisten to my favourite episodes all the time, especially when I'm sad or anxious. Xandy and xtine have the most comforting funny family dynamic and the content is a funny, often outrageous look at the mundane and trivial side of life

I relisten all the time

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