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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
Episodes
  • 365: Reviews of Turkey Trots

    365: Reviews of Turkey Trots
    Nov 26 2025

    To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy


    We also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • 364: Reviews of Labubus

    364: Reviews of Labubus
    Nov 19 2025

    Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandy

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge

    363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge
    Nov 12 2025

    Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider Lodge


    Stuff here: www.beachtoosandy.com

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    1 hr and 1 min
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I relisten to my favourite episodes all the time, especially when I'm sad or anxious. Xandy and xtine have the most comforting funny family dynamic and the content is a funny, often outrageous look at the mundane and trivial side of life

I relisten all the time

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