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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 381: Between You and Us

    381: Between You and Us
    Mar 18 2026

    It's the moon, but worse.



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  • 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar

    380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
    Mar 11 2026

    I got humped in the face



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    52 mins
  • 379: Reviews of Dude Ranches

    379: Reviews of Dude Ranches
    Mar 4 2026

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    55 mins
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I relisten to my favourite episodes all the time, especially when I'm sad or anxious. Xandy and xtine have the most comforting funny family dynamic and the content is a funny, often outrageous look at the mundane and trivial side of life

I relisten all the time

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