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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

By: Laura von Holt Alex Gershuny
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Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.Copyright 2025 Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny Social Sciences Spirituality
Episodes
  • August 2025 Horoscopes: Flirtin’ Tuesday
    Aug 26 2025

    HAPPY LEO SEASON!!!

    Susan Miller has a lot to say this August, although most of it is about her newest Business Woman initiative.


    After a brief chat about AI and sparkly shoes, the gals jump right into a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers, where the exciting collaboration that was teased in July is revealed! Laura and Alex made a number of guesses last month about what this new venture could be, and it should come as no surprise that these two Susan experts basically nailed it.


    The episode continues with a big birthday wish for Leo! Although Susan didn’t devote any words to Leo (or astrology at all) in her note because she was too busy with business, she makes up for it here with the promise of a marvelous month full of productivity and planets doing stuff. And get ready to be zinged by fleets of Cupids at the end of the month, Leo!


    Next up Laura gives a recap of Taurus’s August forecast. As usual, Susan believes that Taurus is the celestial favorite whose month will be filled with fame and fortune. Then, after an awkward plug for her app, Susan tells Taurus to circle August 26 on the calendar because it’s a romantic day made for flirting! Alex then reveals that this month’s outlook isn’t great for Scopio, but that conditions will improve at the end of September. The Scorps should also look out for money that comes not from their salary, but from the very long list of sources that Susan provides.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 07:10

    Leo: 18:40

    Taurus: 26:32

    Scorpio: 34:19


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com


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    47 mins
  • July 2025 Horoscopes: A Cosmic MBA
    Jul 18 2025

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!

    Laura and Alex are back from a short summer break to tell Cancer about the incredible birthday month that awaits them. And it’s good news for everyone this July, although all of the signs should try to get things together in the first half of July because Mercury retrograde will cause the usual trouble later in the month.


    The gals dive immediately into Susan’s note to her readers, in which Susan devotes far too many words to the distribution of her calendar. Luckily, in her final paragraph, Susan provides a juicy teaser for an initiative she will announce in August, so Laura and Alex give their best guesses as to what she might be planning.


    Next up is Cancer’s forecast. The gals are surprised to learn that Cancer is in the middle of its Emerald Year! Although after page upon page of wonderful predictions from Susan, it’s less of a surprise. The planets are doing things and Cancer is benefitting! On top of that, Cancers receive the ultimate birthday present from Susan Miller: a personal story in their horoscope that involves a prophetic dream and foiled grand larceny.


    The episode continues with Laura’s recap of the Taurus forecast, which includes the promise of career growth, money, and the start of a new chapter. Laura also explains that she’s aligning with the stars this month due to multiple pre-embezzlements (translation: Susan made predictions for July that are in keeping with activities Laura had already planned). Alex ends the episode with a discussion of the Scorpio horoscope. Get ready for the July new moon, Scorps, when glittering beams could result in career success.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 1:26

    Cancer: 12:13

    Taurus: 20:23

    Scorpio: 29:21


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com


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    40 mins
  • May 2025 Horoscopes: Hot Taurus Summer
    May 19 2025

    IT’S TAURUS SEASON!!!!

    Which means that it’s birthday time for Laura, the pod’s very own magnificent Taurus! As usual, Taurus is the celestial favorite (or maybe just Susan’s favorite). In fact, all of the signs have wonderful things awaiting them if they can just make it to the flawless new moon on May 26.


    Laura begins the episode by telling Alex that she gave herself a birthday present, and it’s none other than Susan’s premium app! It only took almost twenty years, but one of the gals finally bought something from Susan Miller Business Woman. Stay tuned to find out if the premium app changes Laura’s life.


    Next the gals recap Susan’s Note, which contains far too much astrology and not nearly enough personal updates. Susan also explains that she didn’t write her famous Year Ahead this year; apparently the first half of 2025 was so terrible that she feared the book would be too much of a bummer. Based on Susan’s history of not delivering this book in a timely fashion, Laura and Alex suspect there may have been other reasons she didn’t write it.


    The horoscopes are up next. Laura begins by telling her fellow Taurus babies that fighting planets will make things tricky at the start of May, but they should get excited for the stunning new moon at the end of the month. This new moon is so incredible that Susan can’t even find the words to describe how amazing life will be after May 26 (although of course she tries!). Alex then tells Scorpio that their struggles are coming to end and to look out for money that could be coming their way through any number of channels.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 12:18

    Taurus: 20:27

    Scorpio: 31:29


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com


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    44 mins
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