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Alpha Blokes Podcast

Alpha Blokes Podcast

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Alpha Blokes is brought to you by a couple of mates who love all things outdoors, sinking tins, cooking up a storm, talking sh!t and having a laugh. The boys are coming in hot to promote having a crack and build a community that loves life, deleting Headnoise one laugh at a time. Jump on board and listen to the lads talk to different blokes (and a few non blokes) about their stories. Whether it be starting a new business, overcoming adversity or just a ripper tale that deserves being told.

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  • Ep. 526 - Moochley's Meatstock Markets And Movies
    Apr 15 2026

    What a time to be alive at Australia's biggest BBQ festival. Holy this is an absolute ripper. We accidentally stumbled into a lovers quarrel during first night fever and things got pretty wild. We cover our two days at Meatstock, including the proper great results from ABW and Mrs. Dahl and Moochley's Meatstock Market antics. We stay close to the city of churches during Pub Of The Week and are very impressed! Gout Gout is back and is firing during the news and we review UFC 327 which included the best heavyweight fight of all time before bringing it home with a harsh edition of Poo's Reviews. We're off the Darwin soon Joes and can't wait to show you all how to slay barra, enjoy trendsetters!


    Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au


    Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au


    Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the IBC on the Gold Coast has dropped and it's a ripper: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast


    Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/


    Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/


    SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com


    Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/


    Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

    $30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop

    10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop


    0:00 - Meatstock

    1:16:41 - Pub Of The Week

    1:22:51 - Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You

    1:26:00 - Cooking/Eating

    1:30:00 - Alpha News

    1:52:53 - Motivation

    1:56:33 - Poo's Reviews

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • Ep. 525 - Trendsetter Talkback
    Apr 13 2026

    Fresh off a ripper weekend at Meatstock, the boys are still a bit delirious and are ready to have a proper giggle at this week's instalment of Talkback. Covering the invention of the chainsaw, some ripper work injuries, traffic light luck and much more. Enjoy trendsetters!


    Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au


    Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au


    Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the IBC on the Gold Coast has dropped and it's a ripper: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast


    Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/


    Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/


    SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com


    Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/


    Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

    $30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop

    10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop


    0:00 - Intro

    2:20 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

    4:50 - Carry Ons


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    57 mins
  • Ep. 524 - Luke Hopkinson
    Apr 12 2026

    Yarn of the Year 2025 winner and a bloke with an incredibly dry wit that we love, Lukey Hopkinson joins us for a yarn.


    We first crack into the yarn itself that won Luke the chance to come on the show and how he ended up blowing the ass end out of a toilet with makeshift shotgun shells out of soap, then follow into a bit of background about his family and the jobs he has done over the years before we find out that the bloke is an absolute killer on the dance floor and does plenty for the ballroom community in his local town. The guest questions produce some ripper answers and we were even able to help Luke out with a gift from the legends at SP Tools as he begins his fitting apprenticeship. This one was a great laidback yarn with a deadset legend and we appreciated Luke coming up for the day. Enjoy legends!


    Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au


    Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au


    Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the IBC on the Gold Coast has dropped and it's a ripper: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast


    Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/


    Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/


    SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com


    Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/


    Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

    $30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop

    10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop


    0:00 - Trip to Gladstone

    5:00 - The Shotgun Soap Story

    25:00 - Smoking Meat & Odd Jobs

    32:00 - Fitting Apprenticeship

    40:00 - Rock Dancing

    1:05:00 - Guest Questions

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    1 hr and 33 mins
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Great chat with the boys and guests and good for a laugh when you need it

Bloody legends

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Working in mining and driving in and out of site each week can be a tough gig but honestly listening to these legends has completely changed my mindset on the whole thing. Listening to like minded blokes like them has really helped with the ‘head noise’ of the long trip. Keep being great fellas you are doin amazing things.

These blokes are legends

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I liked the way he said it loud and soft and fast and slow with quick facts

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