Episodes

  • Stairway to Heaven
    Oct 13 2025

    "ALF meets his guardian angel who makes him see life without the Tanners, and vice versa."


    A wonderful life - it is?! ALF's getting out of the house by means of fantasy again and this time it involves Sheena Easton. Ben Baker and John Matthews look on confused and wondering how this all ties into "Saved By The Bell", Bloomingdale's or Donald Trump. All will be revealed inside!


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    34 mins
  • Stop In The Name Of Love
    Oct 6 2025

    "Lynn's date at the drive-in goes well until she discovers ALF hiding in the back of the car."

    We're back! Unless you're listening to this in the moon year of 2027 in which case we never went away so shut up. Ben and John are here with more than a little befuddlement as to the....everything of this episode, and in particular, the beer mat it was seemingly penned upon. Please still love us, Uncle Fusco.


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    39 mins
  • Paul Fusco Interview (Part 2)
    Jun 9 2025

    The second part of our exclusive chat with Paul Fusco, the man who gave the world ALF, voice and soul.


    In this part he talks about the strangest merchandise to make the shelves, celebrity fans, who ALF would be feuding with on social media right now, the influence of Monty Python and The Two Ronnies on his humour, there's an encounter with right wing pundit Bill O'Reilly, why ALF is needed more than ever in the current climate, his annoyance of "dark side" anecdotes about the series, why Jerry Stahl was wrong, where next for the lad Shumway and lots more.


    Oh, and yes, we ask him what ALF smells like.


    It's a brilliant interview and we're so grateful for his time which long exceeded what we were hoping for. He's a funny, genuine guy and we hope one of the revivals takes off so he can adopt us as the children he never wanted.


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    37 mins
  • Paul Fusco Interview (Part 1)
    Jun 2 2025

    What do you do when you finally meet God?


    Its a question Ben and John are about to learn the answer to as they meet the person central to their obsession this past fifty episodes - Paul Fusco, puppeteer, producer, writer, and creator of both the show and, of course, ALF himself.


    He gives a rare all-access interview talking about how ALF came to exist, his early work, the oft-reported tensions on the set, the show he regrets turning down, battles with executives, the nearly made "ALF" prequel movie, the legend of Bernie Brillstein, why he didnt become a popstar and lots more.

    In fact so such more that we're continuing it next week!


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    41 mins
  • Season Two Wrap-Up
    May 12 2025

    NOTE: DONT LISTEN TO THIS ONE BEFORE YOU HEAR SEASON TWO!


    Thought you were done with Ben Baker and John Matthews for the summer? Not even close!

    Not only will we have lots more exciting one offs here and there but there's the now standard series lookback where we go over our favourite episodes of the second run alongside some listener-doxxing stats, an investigation into the TV landscape our furry friend thrived in, questioning Dan Aykroyd's part in the ALF phenomenon, the crowning of the series' MVP and hear some messages from our most adoring fans. Yes, plural.


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    38 mins
  • Varsity Drag
    May 5 2025

    "After realizing that Willie and Kate have emptied Lynn's college fund to support him, a guilty ALF gets ten newspaper routes to earn money for the family."


    Another episode in which ALF learns a valuable lesson about....nah, of course not...although he is briefly aware of his impact on the Tanners. Ben Baker and John Matthews fully weigh up the impact he's had on them too as we reach the end of season two and our last review episode for a while.


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    ....see what we mean?

    Its been a blast though and we'll be back before you know it. And we might even bring a couple of pals....

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    36 mins
  • We Are Family
    Apr 28 2025

    "The Tanners plan a party for ALF, who is depressed that he is the only one of his species."


    There have been some odd episodes of ALF this season but your hosts Ben Baker and John Matthews might have been officially outfoxed by this mix of dream sequences, sketches, downplayed melodrama, boffo gags, horrendous sound effects and confusing the blind. We'll miss it when its gone.



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    40 mins
  • Tequila
    Apr 21 2025

    "ALF plays pink elephant for Kate's alcoholic friend Maura"


    Crack open a tinny and pour that nebuchadnezzar of floor polish as its a boozy, woozy sort of episode with a very special message - although your hosts Ben Baker and John Matthews are struggling to find it in amongst the salad and dry heaving. Maybe don't listen to this one whilst eating....


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    39 mins