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2 Dicks 1 Couch

2 Dicks 1 Couch

By: Dave and Justin
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The Miller Lite enthusiasts discussing a whole lot of nothin’ important, trading bad takes from their couch in Smithville, TX.Dave and Justin
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  • Sometimes All You Can Do is Laugh - Episode 14 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
    Feb 2 2026

    In Episode 14, Dave and Justin join at the bar to recap a legendary night at Mutt’s Last Stand, breaking down everything from the high-energy set by Johnny Utah and the Bad Ideas to the stand-out moments from the comedy showcase. The guys give a massive shoutout to Yaqiao Yang (@yang_comedy) for stepping in as a fill-in comic and absolutely crushing it, proving once again why the comedy scene is so electric. The conversation eventually takes a turn for the trippy as they dive deep into their favorite conspiracies—specifically the mind-bending possibility that we’re all living in a simulation—before rounding things out with the usual dog updates and a look at the upcoming event calendar.

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    24 mins
  • Probabilities That Lead to an Undeniable Conclusion - Episode 13 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
    Jan 26 2026

    Buckle up, because Dave and Justin are taking the couch to a higher dimension. In Episode 13, the guys stop making poop jokes (well, mostly) to tackle the heavy hitters: the conspiracies that keep us up at night.

    From extraterrestrial architects to the government secrets hiding in plain sight, the "Dicks" dive deep into the rabbit hole to find out if the truth is out there, or if they’ve just been sitting on the couch too long.

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    24 mins
  • Handle with Care - Episode 12 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch
    Jan 19 2026

    Dave and Justin are running on fumes this week after staying up way too late, but the show must go on. In Episode 12, the guys shake off the sleep deprivation to shine a spotlight on some of the last week's happenings and more.Things get real as they discuss the heartbreaking trend of people treating pets like disposable accessories, but they balance the mood by digging into the archives of their brains to recall the absolute stupidest things people have ever said to them. Grab a beer and join us on the couch (or at the bar)!

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    34 mins
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