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What the Hell Did I Just Read

A Novel of Cosmic Horror

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What the Hell Did I Just Read

By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
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It's the story "They" don't want you to listen to. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached". No, don't put the book back on the shelf - it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from listening to it. Yes, it works with audiobooks, too, I don't have time to explain how.

While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.

Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome - and, to be frank, stupid - cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.

©2017 David Wong, Jason Pargin (P)2017 Audible, Inc. Horror Literature & Fiction Suspense Thriller & Suspense Scary Fiction Comedy Science Fiction
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love all of David Wong's books :)
very entertaining :)
keep them coming :)
thank you xx

Fun book

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I loved this book as i have loved the others. I suggest reading them all.

Much anticipated and not disappointed.

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the narrator in the spider book was perfect! the main characters are supposed to be in their 20s but this new narrator makes them all sound in their early 40s.. also all the characters sound the same! it can get a little confusing on what character is actually talking. but the story was fabulous! funny and full of twist!

once you do get used to the new voice it's not to bad

why change the narrator??

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get it up you, the spider book is good too. I got here because of the big feets podcast which I also highly recommend

great story

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I preferred Nick Podehl's narration in the previous book. Still was a fun wacky ride

The last book had a better narrator

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Loving this series, so unusual and witty, lots of laugh out loud moments! Fabulous read!

Hilarious!

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As the review title suggests. Lacking in overall story arc. Some good moments but never quite reaches great(imo). Great narration however

Weakest of the John and Dave trilogy

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