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We're All Going to Die Tonight!

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We're All Going to Die Tonight!

By: Veronica Bane
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A twisty, off-the-rails mystery about seven teens, forced to spend a stormy—and deadly—night together. Perfect for fans of There’s Someone Inside Your House and No Place Left to Hide.

The members of the Coastal Canyon debate team have their reasons to hate each other: complicated pasts, thornier presents, a huge competition loss . . . Now they’re stuck at an Airbnb together for a night during what feels like the storm of the century. Can it get any worse?

Yes. Yes, it can.

A flat tire, a severed landline, someone’s unconscious, and there’s a body outside. The night is unraveling, and it’s becoming clear: no one is safe. But safe from who? A teammate? A teacher? Or is a stranger lurking nearby in the woods?

Seven students.
Three teachers.
One body.
Lock all the doors and trust no one.

After all, death isn’t up for debate.
Literature & Fiction Mysteries & Detectives Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Thrillers & Suspense

Critic Reviews

“In a world of noise, Bane’s We’re All Going to Die Tonight! cuts through with thrilling precision by way of a chorus of voices and a campy cast of characters that scream their fiendish delight and leave us on the absolute edge of our seats.” —Joelle Wellington, author of Their Vicious Games

“With a charming, vividly sketched main cast and old-school locked-room-mystery vibes that had me biting my nails between gasps and swoons, We’re All Going to Die Tonight! is the perfect buy for every mystery-loving teen and teen at heart. This book will keep you guessing until the last page—and make you think twice before you piss off anyone on the debate team.” —Carlyn Greenwald, author of Murder Land

“When everyone has a secret to keep and a motive to kill, no one is safe. You’ll be racing your pulse to the very last page of this twisty, nail-biting, darkly satisfying thriller!” —Codie Crowley, author of Here Lies a Vengeful Bitch and Body Count

“With an eerie, isolated setting, a suspicious cast of characters, and complex debate team dynamics, Bane gives us the perfect thriller setup. The book kept me guessing through every blood-splattered page. Slasher fans won’t want to miss this one!” —Chelsea Ichaso, author of The Summer She Went Missing

“A taut page-turner with razor sharp teeth. We're All Going to Die Tonight! is a standout teen thriller with a diverse cast of characters that leap off the page.” —Alexa Donne, Edgar Award–nominated author of The Bitter End and The Ivies

“With a remote mansion setting and dynamic, diverse cast of complex characters, We’re All Going to Die Tonight! is a blast for thriller lovers of all ages. I consider myself an expert detective, but Bane kept me guessing all the way to the bloody, cathartic end!” —Rebekah Faubion, author of Lost Girls of Hollow Lake
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