We Never Have Sex Any More
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We Never Have Sex Any More
Pre-order for $26.99
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Narrated by:
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Ellena Vincent
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By:
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Julia Jones
About this listen
This laugh-out-loud debut romcom about trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi McFarlane and Lindsey Kelk.
Lottie and Theo are definitely happily married: deeply in love, beautiful house, two adorable puppies… except that after seven years together, the only action they’re having in the bedroom is Netflix marathons. Why has every night become ‘not tonight’?
Frustrated in more ways than one, Lottie drunkenly calls in to her favourite podcast (The Cliterati) to let off some steam. But her anonymous rant goes viral, with thousands of women replying with tales of their own long-term relationships going limp and floppy.
Now everyone is trying to unmask the ‘horny wife’, the podcast agency make Lottie an offer which could change her life. The only problem is… she still hasn’t told Theo about her confession. How on earth can Lottie admit to her husband that they could be famous – for being sexless?
The laugh-out-loud romcom about love, friendship, and trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships, perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk.
©2026 HarperCollins Publishers (P)2026 HarperCollins PublishersCritic Reviews
'Hilarious, heartfelt and unputdownable! I had so much fun with this novel which handles the precarities and complications of marriage, sex and friendships with wit and warmth. I loved it!'
Laura Kay, author of The Split and Wild Things
'I absolutely devoured this book. The characters feel so real that it felt more like catching up with old friends over brunch than reading. Theo can spice up my legumes any time he likes!'
Holly McCulloch, author of Just Friends
***** 5 STAR READER REVIEWS FOR WE NEVER HAVE SEX ANY MORE *****
- ‘This was such a fun read! I was laughing and smiling the whole way through’
- ‘Such a great fun light read to escape into’
- ‘It made me laugh out loud!’
- ‘Fantastic read!’
- ‘Funny, heartbreaking, grimace-inducing and uplifting’
- ‘Beautifully written and relatable’
- ‘Hilarious and incredibly insightful’
- ‘If you love romcoms that make you think as much as they make you laugh, this one is for you’