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Wallbanger

By: Alice Clayton
Narrated by: Heather Smith
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 *Soon to be a Passionflix original film!*

“An instant classic…highly recommended!” —New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Jennifer Probst

USA TODAY bestselling indie author Alice Clayton delights readers with the sexy, laugh-out-loud romance of Caroline and Simon in Wallbanger, the first book in the Cocktail series!

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an—um—intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed “dating hiatus,” and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly…

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight. Contemporary Contemporary Romance Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Women's Fiction Comedy Witty Funny Cats
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A twilight fan fiction turned published book. What an awesome read to re-read (or, listen) this a decade after reading it in tan fiction form. Loved it! Also an awesome narrator!

Twilight meets romance novel

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I had some hopes for this one, it sounded like it could be funny and there were some moments but honestly I wanted to throttle Caroline. I didn't really like Simon much either but I can chalk that up to not much character development. The narration is good though easy to listen to. If you don't mind whiney complaining but doing nothing to fix the situation female leads this book is for you.

Not great

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Not worth the credit. This starts terribly, improves, and then drags on for ages.
Predictable, occasionally funny, with annoying narration that makes the women even more shallow and everyone more juvenile than the writing demands (which is already pretty unlikeable).

Too long, annoying and pandering

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Absolute CRAP! I couldn't even finish it and no option of refunding or exchanging for something else 😡

If I could give it a 0 out of 5 I would

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