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Vengeance Planning for Amateurs

By: Lee Winter
Narrated by: Cat Gould
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An offbeat lesbian romantic comedy starring penguins, plotting, and payback.

Muffin maker Olivia Roberts has had it with her awful exes taking advantage of her good nature. The theft of her nana's beloved stuffed penguin is the absolute last straw.

She puts up an ad at her local crime bookstore for a henchperson to help her enact a little mild revenge. To her astonishment, Margaret Blackwood, the mysterious, icy, and annoyingly opinionated bookstore owner, applies.

For two clever, capable women, they turn out to be woeful at vengeance. But much to their dismay, they discover they're pretty good at falling in love!

Contains mature themes.

©2024 Lee Winter (P)2024 Tantor Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Revenge
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What a combination Lee Winter and Cat Gould are. I was a bit afraid the book would be silly, but as usual the plot is very clever and it certainly held my interest. I do think she has ruined muffins for me. Muffins this good don’t exist IRL.

Delicious

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Acerbic and elegant, the book store owner Dr Margaret Blackwood, is a delightful foil for the narrator Olivia-muffin maker extraordinaire. If that’s not enough for you there’s a stolen stuffed penguin and vengeance planning galore!

Brilliantly funny

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Well written as usual however I found myself wanting to shake Olivia for being a bit naive.

Cute

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Took a little time to warm to the narrator, but glad I stuck with it. The overall story sounds a little preposterous but it was well written and worked. Quite a few laugh out loud moments and Olivia is a wonderfull character.

Not for fans of Buckethead

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Humorous. Great characters. Entertaining story. Interesting side plot of Aussie bushrangers. And a happily-ever-after.

Good listen

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This is a cracking listen with spectacular humor, plot twists you don’t see coming and some awful characters you love to hate. The narration is genius too. Oi Oi Oi.

Oh u bloody beauty

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How do you weave a penguin, peacock, muffins, bushrangers and henchperson into a lesbian romantic comedy? Listen and learn. Cat Gould’s narration brings the story to life…fantastic.

Penguins, Peacocks and more

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