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Undateable
- A Happy Endings Novella
- Narrated by: Brooke Bloomingdale, Evan Parker
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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Publisher's Summary
Some guys are just undateable.
Look, I’m all for romance novels, but life doesn’t always work out like it does in a book. Friends don’t usually turn into lovers, fake dates don’t often become more, and billionaires rarely have carved abs. I’m not a negative Nelly; I’m just a realist. As a friend and a coworker to Gavin Sexy Pants Clements, I fit firmly in the “undateable" category.
When he asks me to be his pretend date for his sister’s engagement party, I’m positive there’s no way this night will lead to a happy ending. But I’m his friend, so I say yes.
Then I learn the secret to how friends can become lovers....
Note: Gavin and Savannah’s romance first appeared as a subplot in Instant Attraction, a collection that was offered briefly in September 2019. Their love story has been updated, expanded, and recorded with brand-new narration!