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Two Terrible Vikings

By: Francesca Simon
Narrated by: Adrian Edmondson
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Publisher's Summary

This viking duo will give Horrid Henry a run for his money, from international best-selling author Francesca Simon.

What if your parents wanted you to behave badly?

Set in the snowy fjords of a Viking kingdom, the terrible twins, Hack and Whack, are proud to be the best worst vikings. Nothing stops the marauding pair as they steal boats, loot a birthday party, track a troll and sail off to raid Bad Island with their friends Twisty Pants and Dirty Ulf.

Well, almost nothing....

With whip-smart dialogue, and accompanied by Dennis the Menace-style anarchic cartoon imagery, this series is as sharp, funny and compelling as you would expect from the reigning Queen of Comedy.

©2021 Francesca Simon (P)2022 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd

Critic Reviews

"Two Terrible Vikings delights in overturning social mores. Simon has a well-tuned ear for child-friendly jokes." (Literary Review)

"As joyously anarchic as Horrid Henry himself, these two little boy and girl Vikings will have your children laughing out loud." (Cressida Cowell, international best-selling author of How to Train Your Dragon series)

"Plenty of anarchic japes...Simon deploys her familiarly slick comedy to relate the mishaps of the Viking twins Hack and Whack." (The Daily Telegraph)

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