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Try the New Candy

By: Aron Beauregard
Narrated by: Kayll Heath
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Taste a new horror.

Which foul flavor amongst these 10 tales of torment and otherworldly strangeness will please your palate? An imbecilic man is taken advantage of for decades before finally considering an act of sweet revenge. A single, soon to be mother experiences a bizarre sequence of events triggered by her artificial insemination. A wide-eyed boy goes along to housesit with his poor excuse for a father, only to find out the property harbors some disturbing secrets. A newly married couple that enjoys pushing their limits to the extreme gets access to a special museum exhibit that is not quite finished. A pervert accidentally slays his mistress during an outlandish sex act, but did she deserve it? Two girls head out to the club to celebrate reaching the legal drinking age only to encounter the most hellish nightlife imaginable.

Choose from all these and more. Step into the shoes of the disturbed fringe of society and explore the potential for evil in humanity. Your misery awaits…

©2019 Aron Beauregard (P)2022 Aron Beauregard

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Badly written

My first Beauregard book was The Slob, and that was just okay, but this anthology seems like it was written by a teenager. It’s as if the author had a thesaurus nearby and never learned how to craft sentences well, then jammed all that together and out spewed this book. And never gave it to an editor. I’ll give him another book or two to see if the writing improves, but if this one is any indication, it doesn’t look promising.

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