TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
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TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
Narrated by:
Tom Simons
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Narrated by:
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Tom Simons
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Tom Simons
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It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.©2025 INNIT INCORPORATED LTD (P)2025 Quercus Publishing
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I originally bought the book and I am so glad I got the audiobook version as well cause it just brings soo much more power and interest into the whole book. Loved it to bits!!!
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