TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
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TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
Narrated by:
Tom Simons
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Tom Simons
About this listen
This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.
It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.©2025 INNIT INCORPORATED LTD
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This book did none of those WORTHLESS things, it taught me REAL valuable survival skills like how to be a ruthless drug addicted killer, a gay man and ways to take skin from someones wenis without them noticing and so thank you TommyInnit for writing this book, for educating me and for parasocially wearing my skin in the forest trails of brighton when i couldn't wear mine.
I have nothing but respect for Mr.Innit
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