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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

The Inappropriate Bachelors, Book 1

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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

By: J. S. Cooper
Narrated by: Laurie West
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Summary

To the rude guy in apartment five,

I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.

©2020 J. S. Cooper (P)2020 J. S. Cooper Contemporary Contemporary Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy
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