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Titanicus the Barbarian

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Titanicus the Barbarian

By: Darren Griffin
Narrated by: Darren Griffin
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Know, O prince, that before the years when texters sank into open man holes and the rise of the sequels of Lucas, there was an Age undreamed of, when glittering Kingdoms lay spread across the world like cracker crumbs after a sneeze. Hither came Titanicus the Barbarian, blonde haired, blue eyed, battleaxe in hand, a fighter, arm wrestler, small of wit but having great hair, understanding few jokes but laughing at them anyway, to tread the golden thrones of the world under his flip flopped feet. Let me tell you of the days of mid to high adventure.

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Titanicus the flip flop wearing barbarian who's not very bright. Amature writing but made me laugh (because funny story with some good jokes) . couldn't shake the feeling that the author was very white and very American.

Actually pretty funny but feels a bit too white

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