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'Til the Cows Fart Home

By: Violet N Spring
Narrated by: Cami Hearts
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'Til the Cows Fart Home is a hilariously heartwarming short story that blends sci-fi, humor, and the enduring power of friendship.

When twelve-year-old Mia Carter receives a calf named Bessie, she never imagines that her beloved cow harbors a secret. Bessie isn't just an ordinary dairy cow—she's part of the Moo-tropolitan Elite, an alien race of super-intelligent bovines preparing for a methane-fueled invasion of Earth. As Bessie struggles between loyalty to her mission and her bond with Mia, she uncovers a plot that could change the fate of the planet.

With a clever mix of fart-fueled chaos, conspiracy, and touching moments of connection, 'Til the Cows Fart Home delivers laughter and heart in equal measure. Follow Bessie as she takes on the challenge of her life, proving that even a little gas can make a big difference. Perfect for fans of quirky humor and stories about unlikely heroes, this tale will leave listeners moo-ving with laughter.

©2025 Violet N Spring (P)2025 Violet N Spring
Animals Animals & Nature Growing Up & Facts of Life Humour Literature & Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Heartfelt Witty
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