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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure. 

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: 

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss 
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do 
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck! 
  • And more! 

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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straight up honest approach to tidying

honest approach to tidying that gives you the push you may need to get the job done

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  • Lori F
  • 27-06-2020

Loved it!

I’ve been in this process for sometime now as I imagine most people that pick up this book will relate to. She thinks like me, she talks like me (yes I do swear that much) and I got a lot of help out of this book! I do happen to respond to a certain aesthetic, and she is very flexible in the approach. Getting it sorted and then upgrading the storage units is really helpful philosophy for me. If you have baby ears you will not like this book, but if you don’t mind that, or if that actually hits you at a certain level this book offers good, solid advice. Reader is delightful!

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  • Susan K. Chapman
  • 26-08-2020

Funny shit! Like a good friend being honest with you.

I love this book! A friend recommended it after a post I made on FB about needing to get my shit together. One of the best purchases I made. Similar concept as Marie Kondo only she calls it as she sees it. Forget the flowery niceties this is bare knuckle raw truth. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! I seriously laughed out loud several times.

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  • JHO72
  • 04-08-2020

I laughed and tided all the way through this book!

Talk about telling it like it is: this is the book you (I) have been looking for. It is a no nonsense approach to looking at the state of our homes! She will kick you in your A** and tell you to get after it - by telling you precisely how to do it!! When she said, “Live like your Mother-in-law is stopping by.” I thought- “yep, this is the book for me”. I highly recommend this very fast, funny and motivating book!!! Happy pitching and sorting!!!

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  • Victoria D
  • 29-12-2020

Get motivated!

Funny and motivated me to get my butt going. Will work on donating more and stop buying what i don't need. Good listen to also spread laughter, which helps a ton.

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