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Those Eyes: A Metaphysical Comedy

By: Marc Richard
Narrated by: David S. Dear
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Publisher's Summary

Reincarnation. It ain't for dummies.     

"This audiobook made me glad I never fell in love” -Lonely man on balcony   

Ronnie and Helen. Two teenagers in love with marriage on the horizon. Till an accident cuts his life short.   

The Archangels make sure his soul gets into a new body.   

But they screw up.   

Seriously. Ronnie can't catch a break.     

Those Eyes is a surrealist romantic comedy originally penned by a group of Benedictine monks in a trailer at a maple syrup protest rally. The manuscript went through several revisions, and even one book burning demonstration, and is now nothing like the original text. It has been translated into one language: This one. It’s packed with extra comedy, a whole lot of love, a splash of the ghastly, and more than a touch of the bizarre.     

Give it a listen and discover just how weird love can be.  

©2014 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Romance

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