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This Doesn't Mean Anything
- Narrated by: Ashley Clements
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Spencer’s first semester at Ravens College is going surprisingly well. For starters, she actually likes her roommate, and soon finds herself settling into a routine of eating all her meals with the same two people, studying in the library with Nick, an upperclassman she finds only a little insufferable, and hanging out at the local coffee shop.
Her new environment also means she’s trying new things like Tinder dating. But Spencer can’t figure out why the idea of sex makes her want to run for the hills. That is, until she comes across the word “asexual,” and for the first time, she doesn’t feel so alone.
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A note from the author: While this story ends with a happily-ever-after (HEA), it deals with many sensitive topics, including, but not limited to: acephobia, attempted sexual assault/sexual coercion/sexual harassment, domestic abuse/abusive parent (mentioned), emotional abuse/gaslighting from a parent, some blood, alcoholism, and emetophobia (descriptions of vomit). If any of these are triggering for you, I encourage you to practice self-care and be kind to yourself while listening.